Short Horse Captions with Quotes

I know I’m not alone when I say that we horse owners often need more equine quotes and inspirational horse captions. These amazing captions of horses can be suitable for making Instagram post on short horses to share you love for short horses with your social media friends.

Short Horse Captions with Quotes

• No matter how big or small you are, stumble upon a Short Horse and something magical just might happen. 😁

• If you’re a short horse, you can work with taller horses. If you’re short in life, you can work with taller people.

• Horses come in all shapes and sizes. While no one knows for sure how small a horse can be, there’s no doubt that this pipsqueak has what it takes to win the heart of any rider—big or small.

• Life is Short. Horse to Longer.

• We are at least 10% horse.

• It’s a short horse, it’s a short horse. It’s short.

• Short Horse doesn’t own horses, he’s just short.

• Short Horses have long noses 🐴 #shorthorses

• Going for the ponytail that looks like it’s going for a ride on a short horse

• The taller the horse, the better your view.

• Girls like horses and horsey girls, there’s nothing about a horse that we don’t like.

• When life hands you lemons, don’t make lemonade, make a really cute horse. 🐎

• I’m all about showing off my neck. It’s fabulous.

• I’m short, I’m fast, and nobody likes to see me coming because of the slight intimidation factor.

• Saddle up! We’ve got a lot of work to do. 🐎

• When you understand that your best is only the beginning.

• Short Horse doesn’t really need a caption, but here’s one anyway.

• When the sun sets, Short Horse will rise.

• Short horse, don’t pull your head in—a shorter neck means you can reach higher.

• I’ll have a mini horse and a tall pony, please.

• You know you’re a horse lover when you can recognize your own friends by their horsy butt! 😉

• They walk among us, but they are not one of us. Horse riders everywhere, unite.

• That moment when you have to choose between a horse on the beach and a sunset.

• It’s the weekend and you have a whole day of fun planned. All you need is your #lucky horseshoe that was gifted to you by your great grandma.

• Life is about the moments that take our breath away, those that make us laugh until we cry, and the ones that cause us to stop and stare. And these are just a few of them.

• Wanna a horse? We have our favorites at Short Horse 🐴

• It’s a horse! It’s a horse! It’s just so much shorter than the others.

• You know you’re a horse when you wake up and your feet touch the wall. 😜

• We found a way to make horses feel small. 😂😂😂

• My facial hair is so long I’m in bizarro land.

• The ultimate in portable animal transportation.

• Not your average short horse.

• Short horse because photos of tall horses make him look even smaller

• We’re not short. We’re just… little horses 🐴👌

• If you could make a horse laugh, he would die of laughter.

• Who’s ready to ride with us?

• You can take the horse out of the stable, but you can’t take the stable out of the horse.

• When you’re done with your hair, don’t throw away the leftovers. Put them to good use like Short Horse! 😆

• For your consideration: Short Horse, is the perfect height for leaning on a car door.

• Short Horse is the trend you can afford because our clothes are affordable.

• Short Horse is the secret handshake.

• If you have a short horse, an excellent choice would be a Shetland pony. I suggest you get one, they’re cute and very easy to maintain.

• you’ll be going in circles if you think you can keep up with horse-powered fun!

• We heard you like horses so we put a horse in your shoes.

• What if you woke up and your job was taking care of the cutest animals in the world?

• He’s called Short Horse for a reason.

• If you can’t stand the heat of this summer, stay out of our way. We’ll be taking it nice and easy on our Short Horse.

• The shortest horse in the world, measuring at a whopping 26 inches {that’s right, he’s got shoulders as big as his head}, is hoping you’ll help him find true love. Meet Shorty.

• It’s finally here…The Short Horse tale has been told and our journey with this incredible equine breed is over.

• Don’t forget the barn dance tonight. Also, the horses are short.

• Hi, I am a horse but I have short legs. But that is ok because I have a big head.

• I’m a horse and I don’t care what you think about it.

• Short horse, long back.

• Short horse, long rider.

• You can bet that your horse comes in all shapes and sizes.

• You’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, but now it’s time to get your hair on point.

• Ok, you caught me. I’m a horse. Just know I will forever be the strongest, fastest, and prettiest of them all.

• That awkward moment when you’re about to step on a horse and it’s looking right at you…

• You’re about to find out what exactly is the meaning of life…or horse, but you probably won’t understand it.

• why do they use such a big word for something so small? Because we’re short!

• If you ever find yourself in a tight spot, just remember: you’re riding Short Horse.

• #ShortHorse is what you get when you cross your fingers and hope there will be a pony at the end of them.

• We are the short horse. We are strong, fearless, and motivated to keep going.

• I’m a short horse but I’m taller than a lot of other horses.

• Short Horse: The smaller version of a horse, but still has the same amount of horsepower. #shorthorse

• Wanna know why the horse’s laugh is so short? Because he’s got a long neigh.

• Life is Short. Ride a Horse.

• What’s cuter than a horse? A baby horse, of course! Just look at their cute little hooves.

• Finally got around to putting our horse on Instagram. She does most of the work around here anyway. 😎

• Short Horse is for the life in you.

• Short Horse is short. Short like a pony.

• You can’t have a tall drink of water without the short horse 🐴

• Don’t steal this horse. He’s very short, and can’t defend himself.

• Who says you can’t be a breeder and a jumper?

• Say what you will about those campers who love to go for rides, but we think it’s adorable.

• Short Horse gives you the kick you need to take on any task, big or small.

• I’ve been called a lot of things in my life…but never “Short Horse.”

• You can’t ride a tall horse, but can you ride a short horse?

• Not all horses are tall. Some are just short in stature. Short Horse–because not every horse needs to be a stallion.

• A horse is a horse, of course, of course.

• When your life is going well, you’re finally on top of everything and you take a step back to enjoy the view.

• This is Short Horse and I’m a short horse.

• The short Horse is the modern alternative to the traditional riding boot. 🐴

• Short Horse, small but brave.

• Give a horse a home, and you’ll not only save a life but become part of a wonderful community.🐴

• A horse walks into a bar…and buys you a beer!

• Horses are the ultimate freelancers. 🐴

• Can you handle a big horse?

• We’re short, but we’re not that short to miss a chance to look good

• Don’t let your age hold you back. Put the trot into your strut and the giddy up in your step with SHORT HORSE.

• Short Horse: We’re just like you, only smaller…

• What we got here? Short horse? Long horse? I don’t know. It’s a horse.

• These are good horse facts that get short horses noticed.

• What makes a short horse short? A short in stature.

• Little girl with big dreams. Little horse with a big heart. Kindred spirits. Lifelong partners.

• Lol, she asked me if I needed a bigger horse.

• Short Horse: A body pillow that gives you the perfect amount of company, length, and girth.

• A horse is a horse, of course… but short horses are super cute! Okay, you got us. They’re all cute.

• Life is short, get a short horse

• So little horse, so big ears.

• Because you know the bigger the horse, the stronger the confidence.

• We’re at the age where we’ve decided to stop checking ourselves out in car mirrors.

• I was gonna say dude you’re totally rocking that beard, but I can see you really are.

• Short horses don’t care about long faces 🐴

• I’ve been told that I’m a bit of a #shorthorse, but I’ve never really cared what others think. Living life at only 2’6″ is not easy, but I love that I’m different!

• A short horse is a horse that has not grown to the size of a normal horse. That’s it.

• Because short girls get all the boys.

• It’s not the size of your horse in the fight; it’s how you use them.

• Kicking up my heels at the end of a long day.

• Our favorite Short Horse moments.

• Good Morning, World. It’s a Short Horse and I’m here to tell you that having a horse can be beneficial in more ways than one.

• A tall horse, a short horse, doesn’t matter. It’s all the same to us😂

• Hey there. Short Horse here. I can only type with my hooves, so please excuse any typos.

• I’m all about being a little horse, and I prefer above-the-shoulder blade length.

• We have what you need when all you need is a horse and not a pony.

• You’re riding a big horse, but you still have to use your hands.

• The Short Horse is a small horse, often seen in petting zoos 🐎

• Horses, the original #SquadGoals

• Life’s too short to be tall.

• You can lead a horse to water, but you can’t make him drink.

• Short Horse: Tiny horses for tiny people #ShortHorse

• You don’t know what you got ’til it’s a Short-Horse 🐴

• That moment when you finally get your head above water #shorthorse

• If I were a horse, I’d want to be short too because I’d rather see the world from horse height than from cow height. Just saying. 😋🐴

• Life is short, like a horse. So know when to put your foot down.

• Everyone’s been asking what we plan on doing with the extra horse.

• A wild-eyed horse who’s running from the wind loves to dance and sing, and has the biggest heart of all. #ShortHorse

• Short Horses do not apologize for their height.

• You know what they say: Short horse, long shadow. 🐴

• Short Horse—the only horse that doesn’t mind being petted by its owner.

• Every day is a new day. Life goes on. Let me tell you about my short horse.

• Short horse. Tall grass.

• Life’s too short to be a tall horse

• You have to have a heart of a horse if you want to be my girl.

• It is not the size of the horse in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the horse

• Short Horse is the greatest thing since sliced apples 🍎

• The best part about a #shorthorse sighting is how grateful his rider looks because they realize they don’t have to pay the $15 parking fee at the amusement park. 😽☺

• I’m the kind of pony that has to wear a cup because I’m so short.

Short Horse Quotes

• If there’s one thing that you can take away from this it’s that: the horse is short.”

• You know that feeling when you want to ride and your horse isn’t cooperating?

• There are horses, and then there is Short Horse 🐴

• Short Horse, let’s ride 🐴 #ShortHorse

• They say that money doesn’t buy happiness, but it does buy these Short Horses.

• short horses are the best horses.

• The short horse is short in height only, not in talent 😁

• I like horses because I’ve never been able to outrun one.

• While I like to dress up in my favorite cowboy gear and visit the cattle ranch now and again, I don’t think I would want to be a horse.

• A short Horse is the only kind of horse you’ll ever need.

• Short Horse proves that beautiful things come in small packages. 🐴 #shorthorse

• Let’s face it, there are days we all just want to be short horses.

• We keep it short, like our horses. 🐴

• Man’s best friend, meet horse’s best friend.

• You can’t spell horse without oes.

• At Short Horse, you’re never too tall to be an all-around great guy.

• You can’t buy happiness but you can buy a Short Horse, and that’s kinda the same thing.😃

• You don’t need long legs to enjoy the short horse! 🐴

• Short Horse is like the NBA of horses, except instead of points we measure in inches 🐎

• These are “short horses” because we’re petite and cute (but we don’t have short tails). 😻 #shorthorses

• Heard the one about the 🐴 ? #shorthorse #funny #animals #giggle

• Short Horse: A tall pony

• Sometimes life is just short. But with the #Shorthorse, you can make the most out of it

• If you’re short, cute, and have a horse…

• Short #horse, tall tales.

• Be a horse. Be like a horse. # showyourhorse

• Hold on to your horses. I got you, boo.

• Stay hydrated and #upforanything with Short Horse. A little bit of sunshine in everything you do.

• Short Horse, for people who were born to be average height.

• You don’t like my short horse? Well, I hope he doesn’t kick you in the coconut! 🧠

• The Short Horse is a tiny, team aka herd of six miniature horses that are mean, green, and ready to get their fiber on. 🐴😊

• The cutest, happiest little horse. 😍 ❤

• Guess who’s going to the stables today? 🐴

• We’re not short. We’re just taking the scenic route.

• How did I get so short?

• SMALL HORSE, BIG POMP

• We’ve got the horsepower to make you laugh.

• Your visits to the Philippines wouldn’t be complete if you don’t get on a horse at least once! So put on your cowboy boots and we’ll take you for a ride.

• You don’t have to be a horse to be Awesome… 😎

• Horse on the grass: what’s up with that?

• When you want to run fast and not get tired, but don’t want the hassle of a pony.

• Because propping my foot on my desk isn’t the same thing as owning a horse.

• If you hear hoofbeats, think horses, not zebras.

• If it’s going to be a Big Show, I might as well make it Short Horse.

• Short Horse is the authority on all things about horses except for their height.

• I’m short, and on a horse, so I’m a short horse.

• Well hello there, little horse.

• I’m Short Horse. Nobody knows why, but I’ve been this way for a long time and I’m fine with that.

• A short Horse is a little horse with a lot of heart! 😃

• If the horse is short, ride it. If the horse is tall, make sure you have a large blanket to cover yourself in.

• Isn’t it great to be a horse on the field? Chestnuts are roasting on an open fire, and we’ve got our snazzy tuxedo on. Woff woff!

• I don’t need one foot in the stirrups to know that I’m in over my head.

• We’re not big. Okay, we’re really, really small. So small that we can’t fit in a Cheerio without making a mess. But even though we’re tiny, we make big things happen.

• If you can’t find the right words, let Short Horse do the talking.

• Short Horse: the better way to travel. #ShortHorse4Lyfe

• When life gets you down, just remember… you could be a short horse. 😂

• Short Horse: The only horse you can trust to keep you safe while texting and walking.

• Crazy how much you can fit in a trunk. #truhorseshort

• You know you have a 🐴problem when your pony takes up more space than a horse.

• Our little backyard is not big enough for the both of us…

• People say horses are big, but really they’re just tall ponies. 😁 #Fact

• Don’t let the size fool you, Short Horse is all about finesse.

• Just like your favorite horse, Short Horse is tall in taste. #ShortHorse

• This one’s for all you short horses out there 🐴

• I got my short horse, I call him <insert name> He’s not very tall But he’s my little friend.

• There are short horses and horseshoes, but these are probably not what you think 😄

• Get over the fact that horses have tiny legs and get over here for some Short’s beer.

• the same horse, different angle.

• This is what I want to see every time I look in the mirror. Well, maybe a little bit taller. 😂

• You’re never too short to reach your dreams.

• Dear Short Horse, I’ll never tell a soul that you come in a teeny-tiny bottle.

• Short Horse, the feeling of being at the peak of your horse-riding game. #shorthorse

• It’s a horse…with little legs

• Do you ever wonder how we mane will look like in horse heaven? We do.

• A horse is a gentleman. He does not whinny at other horses’ tails, he does not bite his friends to wake them up, and he only snores at the sound of silence.

• Standing at a height of 5’9″ and weighing in at 545 pounds, meet Short Horse.

• Short Horse keeps the party in check and your drink cold 🍸

• Short Horse – because the best feeling in the world is when you’re sitting on your horse, not your friends.

• When you’re a short horse, every angle is your good angle 😎

• Short horse, no saddle #lifegoals

• Short horse, tall drink.

• Horses are the perfect pets for shorter people because we can ride them 🐴

• Too short for the race track, too wild to be a pet

• The smaller, the better ➡️

• Everything is better when you’re riding Short Horse. #shorthorse

• This is Short Horse. He is half pony, half horse, and all adorability.

• Short Horse is a mini version of Long Horse.

• Short Horse, @short.horse—because all the tall horses were taken

• I am a short horse, not a unicorn 😜 because I am no unicorn but I am short like a horse.

• When you mix a short horse and a tall horse, what do you end up with? Someone who can barely see over the fence 😂.

• Don’t be a horse about it, saddle up and ride.

 

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