Funny Shoe Store Quotes

Are you looking for funny shoe store quotes?ย You’re in luck. I have collated all the jokes, quips, and other funny shoe store quotes from my favorite funny shoe stores into one list so you don’t have to search through them all individually.

Funny Shoe Store Quotes

  • Once a shoe lover, always a shoe lover. But once a shoe lover, never a shoe *buyer*.

 

  • Feeling the love this valentines day? Think of an excuse to buy some shoes.

 

  • To the girl who buys flats, but also needs a backup pair of heels: You’re amazing.

 

  • If sneakers were called sneakers, everyone would want a pair.

 

 

  • We’ve got the styles and brands you know, and a lot you don’tโ€”but that’s why we’re here.

 

  • Shoes for life’s intrepid journeys. Dive in. Embrace the unknown.

 

  • Shoes make the outfit, but don’t let them hold you back from making a statement.

 

  • I crave warmth and comfort in the cold winter months, but I don’t want to lug around a heavy pair of boots. So I keep a pair of boot socks on hand for when I need my toes toasty.

 

  • Be a unicorn in the world of elephants. Be yourself and stand out from the crowd!

 

  • Something in the way she moves attracts me like no other ๐Ÿ’ƒ

 

  • Shoes are on sale, but you’ll pay the price in blisters. The guys in the warehouse are getting overtime pay to pack these shoes.

 

  • Roses are red, violets are blue, you still ain’t got shoes like me. โคโคโค

 

  • Some days you just need a new pair of kicks. #sneakerhead

 

  • I only wear shoes when I have to. But when I do need shoes, I need them waterproof and warm, with a good sole and a nice big tread. That’s how it works…

 

  • May you enjoy every pair as much as you’re enjoying these ๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ˜˜

 

  • It’s my tie, it’s my shirt, it’s my suit. It’s my right foot. ๐Ÿ‘ฃ

 

  • It’s your right and your responsibility to always be in style. ๐Ÿ˜

 

  • Don’t let the rain on your wedding day dampen your spirits. Here are some tips to help you through it.

 

  • A sweet pair of shoes always brightens up a dreary day. Hit up the shoe store for your pick-me-ups. We’ve got your style covered in every color, print, and heel height. #FashionVictim

 

  • Shoes with soles like it’s spring break all year round. Because knowing when to kick your shoes off is an art form.

 

  • As the leaves start to change and the days get shorter, we believe there is no better time than now to stock up on comfy, cozy, new kicks.

 

  • There’s a reason these have lasted so long, it’s cause you can’t get the giggles of the giggles out of your head. You know what I mean.

 

  • Are summer sandals too hot? Say hello to fall’s most fashionable footwear with our #TBT of winter boots! โ˜ƒ

 

  • Spring has sprung, and it’s time to freshen up your accessories. Shop our new arrivals for the season ahead.

 

  • I’m not Dr. Scholl, but I sure know a thing or two about foot care. [your store’s name] #footcareforlife

 

  • Feeling down in the dumps? Don’t be. Go get a new pair of shoes; maybe they’ll lift your mood.

 

  • There’s a reason why I’m the only cobbler in town with three shoes in my windows.

 

  • we walk in the shoes you wear, so we do care about the shoes you wear.

 

  • I bet you never thought of your feet as a sexy part of your body until you saw these gorgeous shoes . . .

 

  • We’re crushing on these shoes as much as we are all over the new season of “Riverdale.”

 

  • Don’t take life too seriously. You’ll never get out of it alive. . . . . . . #flippers

 

  • These hiking boots were made for walking. And by walking we mean staring at them all day long.

 

  • From kitten heels to kitten paws…We’ve got the perfect heels for your catwalk strut.

 

  • Grab a pair that puts you in the mood to walk. Walk as fast as you’d like. And then put on your running shoes for that final sprint to the finish line.

 

  • People without shoes tend to walk barefoot, which is why we’ve made it easier than ever to shop for shoes online. We’re happy to be your shoe destination.

 

  • I’m not saying these vintage shoes will make you taller, but they didn’t keep Granny from trying to reach the top shelf.

 

  • Hey, did you steal a page from my style book? Cause I’m looking at my shoe collection and I see a little bit of YOU in there.

 

  • Fall into savings on back-to-school shoesโ€ฆwe’re open, we’re ready, and we’ve got you covered. Find a great deal at DSW.

 

  • Walking in sunshineโ€ฆbut only because we have the best shoes.

 

  • It’s so cliche to love someone and not be with them, like running into an ex at the airport.

 

  • Bringing the “wow” factor to every occasion since . . . uh . . . yesterday.

 

  • We’re walking on sunshine for starters, and then some dancing on the ceiling. Woot!

 

  • I’m not a citizen of any state or city-state. I’m a citizen of the world.

 

  • The best part of waking up is the shoe sale in your future.

 

  • No better way to spend your afternoon than putting on some new kicks. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

 

  • Summer’s not over yetโ€ฆno matter what the calendar says. Well, maybe it isโ€”but that just means there’s time to get some sandals. ๐Ÿ’ƒ๐Ÿป

 

  • Don’t let the haters get you down. They’re the ones missing out on all of your fantastic shoe selfies.

 

  • It’s getting cold out there. Make sure your feet are toasty. ๐Ÿ‚

 

  • This week’s #ootd (outfit of the day) has me feeling like a Greek goddess. Seriously though, I’m just wearing sneakers

 

  • What are you waiting for? Start your shoe collection and never stop adding to it. Now is the time!

 

  • If you don’t have anything nice to say, we won’t listen to you, so shush and try these shoes on!

 

  • We are the shoe. We are the light. We are the ones who make things happen. And by things, we mean shoes.

 

  • Your #shoes speak for your personality โ€“ and our shoes have a lot to say.

 

  • Want shoes for every occasion? You’ve come to the right place. Like when you want a drink. Or coffee. Or just a hug. We’ve got those too! ๐Ÿ˜‰

 

  • Don’t know what to wear? We’re here to help! But we’re not telling.

 

  • Are these shoes made only for hobbits? #ThirdShoeMayBeRequired

 

  • What are you running from? It always takes longer to run, walk, jog and crawl than it does to stand still.

 

  • This summer, be a crusader for comfort. One adventure at a time.

 

  • One step forward and two steps back is the best way to move forward.

 

  • We’re at the end of an era, but we’re on the cutting edge of a new one.

 

  • Feeling down and out? No need to despair; head to your nearest Foot Locker for a brand new pair of kicks.โ˜บ๏ฟฝ๏ฟฝ

 

  • Treat your feet. Treat your friends. And get a great pair of shoes while you’re at it.

 

  • Ain’t nothing like a fresh pair of kicks to turn all the haterade into lemonade.

 

  • This is how my shoe collection started. A new pair of shoes is a new season’s welcoming hug.

 

  • New fall styles are available at our store including these fabulous high heels. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

 

  • You don’t have to wear socks. Sometimes, the best shoes are barefoot ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

 

  • If you have a pair of shoes that don’t hurt, you’re not walking far enough.

 

  • Let your wild side out to play, but don’t get sandals confused with flip-flops.

 

  • Let’s talk about something more interesting than the weather. How did your week go?

 

  • Slip-on a pair of these for a stylish upgrade to any summer outfit. ๐Ÿ˜ฒ

 

  • You know you’re a shoe-a-holic when the first thing you do when you wake up checks if it’s raining.๐Ÿ˜‚

 

  • How can you not love shoes? They make you taller, sexier, and more confident.

 

  • Canvas sneakers are the trend you didn’t know you needed. Say hello to your new best friend.

 

  • You’ll never walk alone with our super-comfy selection of designer sneak

 

  • Hahaโ€”have you ever noticed that no matter what style or brand they are, everyone throws on black tights once the weather cools off? Oh, and Nike sneakers. ๐Ÿ˜‰

 

  • With our large selection of shoes, you’re sure to find something that will take your breath away. ๐Ÿ˜‰

 

  • Life is a journey, not a destination. Unless you’re getting a pair of shoes. Then it’s a destination.

 

  • We’ve got a pair of kicks for all the family members: Dad, Mom, & Baby.

 

  • Fall in love with fall in these cool new styles that’ll get you ready for the first day of school. Our fave is the edgy oxford design with a quirky pop of color.

 

  • The first step when you don’t know where you are going is to decide you’re not going to stay where you are.

 

  • Forget butterflies. I’m feeling the whole zoo in my stomach right now. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

 

  • When pumpkin spice latte season is over, we’ll be wearing Timbs all day to make it feel right.

 

  • There’s no place like a shoe. Where else can you find so much pleasure in feet?

 

  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy shoes and that’s kind of the same thing

 

  • Get your dance on. Stop by for the freshest pairs of kicks in town!

 

  • Because your feet are near the ground, be sure to wear your best pair. ๐Ÿ˜‚

 

  • The reward for a job well done is the opportunity to do more. And that’s my philosophy on heels.

 

  • Stay up to date with this season’s hottest shoe trends by checking our page regularly. ๐Ÿ‘ž

 

  • Our fall lineup has finally arrived. Drink in the season with our most beautiful fall shoes to date.

 

  • So fresh, so clean. Be sure to wear them in the shower ๐Ÿ’ฆ We’re kidding, you know better than that.

 

  • Carry on my wayward son, there’ll be peace when shades have been laid to rest.

 

  • You’re not a shoe. You’re a person. And people are supposed to be comfortable.

 

  • I’m tired of buying shoes and then throwing them out because they give me blisters.

 

  • You can tell the size of a man by the size of the shoe he wears.

 

  • It’s said that your feet are the window to your soul. These shoes, however, are the window to my feet ๐Ÿ˜‰ #solesalewar

 

  • Some days you feel like a girl next door, some days you feel like a superhero. GrowUp Gallery has fashionable boots for all your moods.

 

  • The well-dressed man knows that the right shoes make all the difference. Good thing we’ll never be caught without them.

 

  • You’ve got to accentuate the positives and eliminate the negatives. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿฅ‡ #BeSomeonePeopleWantToFollow

 

  • Look Ma, no feet! Our #wildestfeet are on Instagram ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ๐ŸŽˆ

 

  • put a scare in your shoe game with these fierce high-top sneakers. Perfect for stacking up your sneakers ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

 

  • Shoes for the kind of guy who walks through life wanting but never taking.

 

  • Fall weather: the only time of year when your shoe collection can hibernate and you don’t have to spend money on new footwear ๐Ÿ˜‰ #NoShoesNoShame

 

  • Don’t be afraid to curl up with a pair of UGGs this winter. Or, every winter for that matter ๐Ÿ˜œ

 

  • It’s still the weekend. You still have time to go shopping for shoes and whiskey on the same day.

 

  • If you think about it, your shoes should be the coolest part of your outfit. We don’t judge.

 

  • In my day, shoes were for walking. Now, shoes are “don’t touch me.”

 

  • Our prices are outrageous. Our shoe size chart is even worse.

 

  • Walking in the sunshine, don’t slip up because my shoes are made of rubber. ๐Ÿ˜

 

  • We keep the sole on our shoes. Don’t be mad.

 

  • The only thing better than going to the shoe store is putting shoes in your cart.

 

  • This girl took a pair of shoes to the park … And all I got was this lousy Instagram caption.

 

  • The only thing we’re stressing about this fall is finding the perfect way to show off our new favorite shoes.

 

  • Shoes and a little bit of sunshine. Perfect shoes for perfect weather โ˜€โ˜€ . . . . . . #shoe #shoelove #fallfashion #antiqueshoes #bridalboutique

 

  • Are there better ways to spend a Sunday afternoon? We think not ๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ˜Ž

 

  • Here’s to the joys of staying in and ordering Chinese food, because life is too short to spend it on your feet.

 

  • Nothing says “it officially falls” like a pair of new boots.

 

  • Everybody’s out of their mind … but me. And I’m all out of mine.

 

  • When life gives you lemons, dip them in glitter and then throw them against a black backdrop.

 

  • The only thing that should be hurt by wearing poorly fitting shoes is your pride.

 

  • Because what else are you supposed to do with an extra pair of shoes?

 

  • Feeling a little barefoot today? Get some sneaker protection๐Ÿคฐ

 

  • Shoes make the outfit. Unless you’re naked or a ninja . . . then it’s fine.

 

  • Tired of those basic bootie blues? Spice up your shoe collection with some cute fall flats! ๐Ÿ’—

 

  • Feet are the roots that nourish our world. So make sure they’re comfortable and stylish in your new kicks. ๐Ÿ˜‰

 

  • Shoes, if you wear them right, will show you the world.ย  #PutAShoeOnIt

 

  • Cute. Comfortable. That’s the type of mood we’re in lately…can you tell? ๐Ÿ˜Š

 

  • When you can’t decide between the beach or the office, you choose both #TwoBoots

 

  • It’s time to shine. Time to be a star. Time to make an entrance. Be bold and flash some pep on the dance floor. Walk out of your closet with a little more swag and a lot more style.

 

  • Looking good today takes less time than it takes to say “shoe store.”

 

  • Ain’t no party like a shoe-y party ’cause a shoe-y party don’t stop. ๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ•บ

 

  • When the shoe fits, get another one just like it.

 

  • Let’s get into the season with these stylish booties. Time to break out those tights! ๐Ÿ˜œ

 

  • They say you can’t fit a square peg in a round hole, but we’re going to try anyway. ๐Ÿ‘Ÿ

 

  • Fall is for the birds, spring is for the bees, summer is for the bee’s knees, and winter is for the bird’s knees.

 

  • Because sometimes you just want to run away and join the circus ๐Ÿคธ๐Ÿผโ€โ™€๏ธ

 

  • If you can’t walk in them, don’t wear them. If you can’t run, don’t wear them. If you cannot swan-dive into a pool wearing them, do not wear them.

 

  • Don’t put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

 

  • The only thing better than one shoe is a pair. So gather your mates, grab a glass of wine and kick off the weekend right.

 

  • Follow your style. Be yourself. Be colorful. You need shoes for that.

 

  • You can never go wrong with a great-looking pair of shoes. #justsaying

 

  • No shoe collection is complete without the perfect pumps.

 

  • Loving the details that go into making each pair of #shoes a work of art.

 

  • WARNING: These shoes will leave you feeling on top of the World.

 

  • Don’t walk away from your wardrobeโ€”run. We’re open 24/7.

 

  • Casting my vote for these red-hot, red high heels by @colorful_shoes!

 

  • I’m not much of a dancer, but I love to throw my shoes around.

 

  • The only thing worse than running out of coffee is running out of coffee and having to make more. #morningproblems

 

  • Time to break out your biggest smile for #NationalHighFiveDay! ๐Ÿ˜„ ๐Ÿ™Œ

 

  • It’s not about how you dress when you go to work, but how you undress when you get home! โ˜บ๏ธ

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