Funny Gym Captions for Instagram With Quotes

If you like to take photos at the gym, then you should know some funny gym captions for Instagram :). These are captions for your gym photos that you can use on your Facebook and/or Instagram. Please note that these funny captions are not only related to gyms but also could be used on pictures from other sports and exercises.

 

Funny Gym Captions for Instagram

  • Alright, let’s do this. #gymselfie

 

  • Made it to the gym ☀️☺️

 

  • We just woke up to this cool pic.

 

  • They say the first step is admitting you have a problem. That first step is often the hardest. But not today. Because first things first—guess what day it is! (You guessed it: gym and coffee day.) We can do anything

 

  • Gym. And then… What? I can’t remember my second workout of the day 😅

 

  • Ain’t nobody got time for breakfast 🍳

 

  • This Monday is the Lazy Susan of Monday’s ⏱️

 

  • I feel like we would be friends if we ever met in person 😊

 

  • Hiking in the forest 🌲

 

  • Are you ready to conquer this week?

 

  • You’re not in shape… you’re pregnant.”

 

  • I think the lights in your room are broken. I can see you’ve been working out.

 

  • “If you love life, life will love you back.” – Voltaire.

 

 

  • Good morning! It’s always an extra special treat to see you there at the gym. Pat yourself on the back for building that workout into your day. You deserve it. 👍😎

 

  • Starting my day with a smile, knowing the rest of the day belonged to me. 😁

 

  • I skipped the alarm and took a stroll this morning. The morning light is so lovely. #morningworkout

 

  • I go to the gym so I can eat more food! #FitFam

 

  • I like to work out first thing in the morning. It’s the perfect time to release some pent-up tension and stress from the previous day.

 

  • Get going– summer’s over! It’s time to step it up a notch. After a few weeks of this sleeping-in thing, I’m already yawning my way through sunrise. Summer made me a beach bum, but I can’t lie…

 

  • When the alarm is set for 6 am, you end up waking up right at 5 am. Thanks, Mondays! Time to force yourself out of bed.

 

  • Nothing like finishing up an excellent display of burpees at 6 am.

 

  • Always check the mirrors before you leave.

 

  • I don’t want to get out of bed THIS morning.

 

  • I’m not sure if I can get to the top of this mountain… But thinking about it makes me laugh, and that’s what counts, right?

 

  • I’ll tell you one thing: If the Zombies come, I’m going to have a leg up on surviving. I’ve been running from these meatheads for years.

 

  • I’m just saying that yesterday I ate a burrito the size of my head…..and the burrito won.

 

  • 5 am workout .. 5 pm beer. What a perfect “gym” plan !👍

 

  • Five minutes till I have to go to the gym. Then after that, I’ll probably work for an hour in my yard. After that, I’ll be watching NFL Redzone until 5 am when I need to go to work. Let’s do it.

 

  • The world would be a better place if we all did a few more pushups. #firstthinginmymorningworkout

 

  • I work out so I can eat this way.

 

  • Just look at them gym-intimidation muscles.

 

  • What a way to start the day, with a smile and a sweat!

 

  • Good morning nightmare 👊 #gottagettoday

 

  • Happy Monday! Sweating buckets at the gym because last night’s dinner was 🍔 and 🍤 and 🥗 and 🍺.

 

  • I’m too sweaty to think about work right now, so I’ll stare at this wall of sweat droplets. Work hard, stay humble 👨‍💻 sweat droplet

 

  • Perception is reality, so keep it accurate and keep those gains coming. 🐝💪

 

  • Sometimes the only thing you’ll hear all day is the sound of silence. #nofilter

 

  • You either die tired, or you rerun the same loop. *Homer Simpson

 

  • Here’s a gym caption to inspire you to go for a run or hit the gym in the morning.

 

  • Let’s do this! We’re headed to the gym for early morning fitness.

 

  • That moment when you wake up 5 minutes before you’re due at the gym, but still go because you’re a boss 👊☀😎

 

  • I can’t decide if the struggle is real 🙄 or if I’m in the funniest home videos episode, lol 😂

 

  • I’m not a morning person, but I love breakfast. #JackedUpNation

 

  • Throwback to the days when you didn’t have to walk to the gym; it came to you.

 

  • On this early morning, that’s precisely what I do.

 

  • I am going out on a limb to say that Bootcamp is the best workout on the planet.

 

  • Time for breakfast. What’s your excuse? 🍳

 

  • I already hit my daily calorie count with this cup of coffee; I’m going to live # blessedly and eat a Snickers 🍫!

 

  • If I drop weight today, will it be in time for all your birthdays? 🎂

 

  • At this stage, I know you like to critique my outfit choices. I’m over it. Just focus on your breathing. And your hair.

 

  • “Let’s get this show on the road.” – Me.

 

  • Beach, please.

 

  • This whole “supplements” thing is still being ironed out. We have a lot of anecdotal evidence, though.

 

  • I would work out more, but I’d rather be sleeping. #earlymorning #gymselfie

 

  • We know the struggle of waking up early in the morning for a gym session, so how about you let us get you there ☕️

 

  • Waking up is easy if you have to; wake up with a smile on your face because you want to hit the gym…

 

  • Good morning, good morning! It’s time to get up. Let’s go!

 

  • Did someone say coffee and donuts? 🍩☕️ ¯_(ツ)_/¯

 

  • When you’re running on empty but have to find a workout buddy.

 

  • It’s too early to be this awake.

 

  • Snooze alarms are for cowards. Or people who can’t wake up early on vacation.

 

  • Working out in the morning doesn’t just give me physical strength; I also gain mental strength.

 

  • Do your best and forget about the rest.

 

  • Early to bed, early to rising, makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.

 

  • Zen, quite sleepy, definitely lifting.

 

  • It’s not a bug bite. I swear.

 

  • Strength does not come from winning. Your struggles develop your muscles. When you go through hardships and decide not to surrender, that is strength.

 

  • Go hard or go home. That’s just how I roll! I wish there were a better caption for this early morning body shot than “Go Hard or Go Home”… 😕 Glad there isn’t an alternative, though.

 

  • Who’s up for a little early morning cardio? 🏃🏃🏃

 

  • Good morning early birds. Give your Monday a boost with these easy exercises. ⚡️💪

 

  • Squats for days! #igotthis

 

  • Who hasn’t had that dream of showing up to work or school naked?! We all have! #OOPS

 

  • You have to work up an appetite to eat all this pizza 🍕. #LifeGoals

 

  • If you’re not lifting, get out of my way‼️

 

  • You know you’re a runner when it takes two alarms, a 5-minute shower, and a quick run through the car wash to get you out of your pajamas. #training #runner 🏃🏽‍♀

 

  • We’re not here to have more friends; we are here to have more fun.

 

Funny Gym Quotes for Instagram

  • Everybody wants a six-pack, but nobody wants to drink six-packs.

 

  • What are you doing up so early? I just wanted to get in a quick meditation before work. I swear, I’m not masochistic.

 

  • Are you my mummy?

 

  • How am I supposed to breathe wearing this?

 

  • Hopefully, this “morning workout” pic doesn’t disappear before you see it 💪😁

 

  • I’m not tired. I’m caffeinated #earlymorningworkouts

 

  • The best workout you’ll have all day 😁

 

  • I feel like I’m about to be crowned Ms. Fitness Universe! 😎

 

  • The best morning motivation can be found in the last rep.

 

  • This is as close as it gets to lie-ins as a chubby guy like me. Wahoooooo 😃

 

  • This is probably the best day ever; I’m awake to see it. #goodmorning

 

  • I’d like to thank the back of my leg for tearing on that one. (All rights reserved on this photo and hashtags)

 

  • Working hard? Or hanging out? 😜😬

 

  • Let not your hearts be troubled. You’re just doing cardio.

 

  • Get up, wash your face, put on your game face.

 

  • In the mood to make a new friend today.

 

  • Sleep Tonight?!?

 

  • Do you even lift, bro? I thought so. – Early Morning #TrainHarder

 

  • Early morning workout and coffee, either way, you decide to start your day, we’ll be waiting for you when you get here.

 

  • It’s early; it’s 5 am, it’s dark, and the only thing that can motivate you right now is this dog. #ScoobySnackBreak

 

  • All these pushups for this #TBT.

 

  • Gym time is the best time.

 

  • Me when I wake up feeling sore but proud of myself for getting through yesterday’s workout ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

 

  • It’s 5 am. It’s dark. Your alarm is blaring, and you’re tired. But you know that when you get there, you’ll be stronger for it—that time when the struggle is excellent but the hustle is more incredible.

 

  • I’ve never seen someone use the treadmill to watch Netflix yet.’

 

  • .. these are #squats goals!

 

  • Hangovers cure themselves but never on a workout day.

 

  • You have to get up.

 

  • I’m so tired of back-to-back episodes of the same season I’ve already watched on Netflix.

 

  • The view never gets old.

 

  • I’ll let you judge my skills by my writing. But not my form.

 

  • “The most useless feeling in the world is to feel “too busy” and never get anything done.” -Mason Cooley.

 

  • When you’re too tired to work out but too proud not to post your activity. Gym excuse captions

 

  • An early morning workout is the best.

 

 

  • I wish I could tell you that I had a good reason for sleeping in, but the truth is, I just really like my bed. Now, mind your business and get those biceps curls on ➡️➡️

 

  • Late nights in the office, long hours in the gym. You know what they say about all work and no play.

 

  • Wake up. Coffee’s for closers. (So is meeting your morning gym 💪 buddies.)

 

  • If you feel the need to puke during a workout, congratulations: you’re doing it right. #motivationmonday

 

  • “I’m on my way, and nothing’s going to stop me. I can feel that old dream stirring back inside.” – Avril Lavigne.

 

  • Gym goals goals goals goals goals goals goals goals goals goals goals #happythursday

 

  • This was fun before it got weird. #inthedoghouse

 

  • Go big or go home.

 

  • “You know it’s true love when you can act like yourself around somebody and they love you just the same.” – David Levithan.

 

  • If, at first, you don’t succeed, work out.

 

  • Hard work beats talent when talent doesn’t work hard.

 

  • There’s a special bond between people who hate early mornings and people who love running. Makes for some great conversation. #earlymorningbonds

 

  • I considered posting a picture of my abs on Instagram… But I thought better of it.

 

  • I’m so pumped to start this brand new day of workouts! Fun fact- leggings are unnecessary for squatting, right? #earlymorningselfie

 

  • Wake up, get up, work out! #workattit

 

  • The gym. The best place to go before work…where you have to pretend to be happy even though you don’t want to get out of bed.🥊

 

  • Good morning; my name is LaserLegs – and I’m a morning person.

 

  • Just take my money! 😂💸

 

  • If a picture is worth 1,000 words, you must be Liz Taylor because your legs are 👌 💪🏼

 

  • Hey, @biceps, if you’re reading this…I think you could use a few more curls. 😎 #betterlatethannever#gains

 

  • I think I’ll stop at the convenience store on the way to the gym, where I’ll purchase a large coffee in a styrofoam cup. When I arrive at the gym, I’ll take off my shoes.

 

  • I’m not mad; I’m just disappointed.

 

  • Does anyone else go running out of coffee before yoga? That soooo hits the spot!

 

  • Time for a social media detox 🔮 ….or not. #dontjudge

 

  • I don’t sleep until the gym is done.
  • I Smile Because I am covering my ears and waiting for you to stop complaining about your FB likes.😆 #FitnessHumor

 

  • Good morning, 🌞‼️☀️! Did you know that there are so many free perks in our gym?😂

 

  • Let’s get this Friday started! Who’s coming with me!?🏃🏼‍♀️ #WakeUpWorkOutRepeat

 

  • Just when I thought my workout couldn’t get any more intense, I met this guy at the gym 🏋🏼‍♂️

 

  • Yawning at 5 am are you are feeling groggy 💤

 

  • Staying motivated is easy when you remember your beach bod isn’t far away 😎

 

  • Been slacking off lately, need to get in the gym 💪😏

 

  • Sooo tired…….of running……my……life…….. __________________________________________________ ________

 

  • I took a break from my real job to do this. What could go wrong?

 

  • I refuse to let the thief Steal my peace ✋🏼

 

  • I’m back at it tomorrow morning! Disregard the wine, cheese, and chocolate wrappers.

 

  • It’s 5 am in my gym right now 📍 Trainer: “I’m out of energy, thinking to go home.” Me: “No, please stay with me! I will make the payment in no.

 

  • Starting your day with a big smile 🙂

 

  • I’m more of a morning person. Them early birds, I don’t get it. Early risers are also impressive.

 

  • She started with a drunk text, ended up in bed with a stranger, waking up next to the love of her life. Sober🍻

 

  • So excited to work out with my BFF tomorrow! #fitness #gymlife #gymrat

 

  • I haven’t seen her in a while, but all the girls straighten up when the boss lady comes in. She’s just that boss 🙃😂💪

 

  • I don’t recall seeing any cardio equipment in my 8th-grade gym… #NowPlaying #Beck.

 

  • I woke up like this, sweat dripping from my brow.

 

  • Good morning. It’s time to start this day, like Thursday. On Fuego.

 

  • The “I don’t want to go to the gym, but I should go to the gym, but I don’t want to go to the gym, but I should go to the gym.” #MotivationMonday

 

  • Let the day be full of so much #energy your body can’t even contain it 💪🏻❤️

 

  • It’s crunch time. Who’s with me? 💪🏼

 

  • I’m not indecisive; I can’t pick a favorite workout.’

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