Funny Goat Pictures with Captions with Quotes

Whether you’re a fan of animals, a farmer or like looking at funny things, there are few things in life that are better than funny goat pictures with captions and quotes. At Funny Goat Pictures we have a collection for all the best goat t quotes and amusing captions to put them together that you can use on your social media.

Funny Goat Pictures with Captions with Quotes

β€’ We’re not sure if there’s a goat in your life, but in case you needed some good luck, here are some happy goats. 🐐

β€’ We’re shaking our heads, but we can’t deny – goat selfies are kind of a big deal. πŸ˜‚

β€’ You can tell a lot about a goat by looking at its horns. Luckily, goats are experts at hiding them.

β€’ Cue creepy goat stare.

β€’ Oh, everyone does the goat (and chicken) face… OK, I’ll hop on the bandwagon. LOL

β€’ I don’t know about you but I am ready for the weekend!

β€’ How do I look?… I spent all morning tilling like a boss, but now it’s afternoon and I’m just chilling.

β€’ What do you mean I’m chubby?

β€’ Today I will do everything better than yesterday.

β€’ You gotta go through the bad to get to the good.

β€’ I don’t care what the other goats say. I think your ears are cute

β€’ “Look at this goat that got into a wall and became part of the painting. When he tried to get out, he couldn’t do it because all the paint on the other side of the wall was the same color as his head!”

β€’ So let’s get this straight. You’re not a goat, but you sound like one… and you eat like one #yourwelcome

β€’ Goats make everything better. ”

β€’ There’s no place like goat home.

β€’ Like goat yoga, but with balls.

β€’ Goat yoga is now a thing. We’re tempted to try this goat yoga class and get our downward dog on.

β€’ I had three cups of coffee this morning. I’ll be back to mow the lawn in an hour or so.#goatsofinstagram

β€’ Do they have any idea how silly they look? 😝

β€’ Don’t be afraid to push past your grooming comfort zone. There’s a whole new world of stache out there. Always keep on growing.

β€’ With two weeks worth of beard growth, it’s time to take care of business.

β€’ Why are you looking at me like that?

β€’ Don’t act like you’ve never eaten a plant before.

β€’ Phew, it’s hot out there 🐐 πŸ… πŸ”₯

β€’ These goats are looking for a new “Odd Couple” because they’re getting fed up with each other.

β€’ These goats are sure to make you smile

β€’ Where’s the goat emoji, btw?

β€’ You, me, and a goat. #TrueBestFriends

β€’ It’s more fun to go aaaaallllll the way down. Just ask this little guy. 🐐

β€’ How am I supposed to enjoy my new breakfast cereal when you keep eating it? 😁

β€’ Not what you would expect to see here.

β€’ I’m not lazy, I’m in energy-saving mode.

β€’ The cheese stands alone, but we like to think our goats have a sense of humor 😜

β€’ Getting my goat, need a new one!

β€’ Things I Learned Today: Goat is the new black

β€’ 🐐 We’re all about starting the day off right with a healthy and tasty breakfast. Now go wake up with your creative spin on a goat-inspired breakfast! #wakeupandgoats

β€’ That’s a goat to the power of awesome.

β€’ Some days you’re the goat, some days you’re the fence.

β€’ I’m sorry officer. I swear it wasn’t like this when I parked here this morning 🐐

β€’ You’ve now got a selfie that’s far from bleating.

β€’ I’m not a morning person, I’m a night person.

β€’ Just because you have all day to do it, doesn’t mean you should do it all at once.

β€’ They want to try everything twice.

β€’ If you love goats as much as we do, then goat yoga is for you. 😍

β€’ When I was a kid and my goat was an adult, I thought he’d live forever. Now that I’m an adult and he’s a goat, I realize…

β€’ And then I thought to myself, what a precious little billy goat 🐐 #goatsofinstagram

β€’ Nocturnal animals, goats see better at night because they developed their eyesight while they were still in the dark (when they were still evolving).

β€’ My life is a goat, your life is a goat.

β€’ Goat yoga: A downward dog you can do on all fours

β€’ I’m not mad; I’m just disappointed. #GoatsofInstagram

β€’ I just like to see the smiles it puts on people’s faces and hear the laughter.

β€’ When you’re not sure what to buy for dinner but the vegetables are looking especially good today.

β€’ “I told you I’d be here all night!”

β€’ Reasons why goats are better than people:

β€’ Your goat says “I’m gonna get you!” but your goat is just saying “I love you”.

β€’ I’m sorry, I didn’t realize goats were allowed on Instagram.

β€’ Remember that time I was a goat?

β€’ I am a goat, hear me eat.

β€’ I’m sorry for my behavior. I accidentally ate a whole tub of ice cream 🍦 . #goat

β€’ If you can’t laugh at life – laugh at these.

β€’ Don’t let the haters bring you down. Baaaaaa

β€’ Looking at what’s in front of me instead of what’s behind me πŸ˜‚

β€’ If you work hard, play hard! 🐐

β€’ Goats are good at climbing, jumping, and headbutting. And they know how to make us laugh on Social Media. 😜

β€’ All goat advice is self-serving.

β€’ Heeeeeeeere’s goats. Goats, goats, so many goats.

β€’ Aww, goats are so cute. Let’s just hope they don’t try to eat you. 😱😜

β€’ Wondering what a goat is doing on a boat? Wondering why it’s so happy? Long story short, we have no idea.

β€’ All goats are born equal, but some goats are more equal than others.

β€’ I’d say you two were the “goat” of the party, but that would be an insult to goats everywhere. πŸ‘¨πŸ

β€’ If you’re tired of the sandwich, try this one out. #GoatsAreBetter

β€’ If I fit, I sit, if I sit you gotta get rid of the electric fence!

β€’ I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of how adorable I am.

β€’ I’m picking up what you’re putting down.

β€’ I Goat you, to Goat a goat as a pet.

β€’ If they were human they’d be at a petting zoo. But since they’re goats, they’re at a goat yoga class.

β€’ Goats: they’re just like us. They make strange bleating noises when they hear an unfamiliar voice, and they panic when their photo is taken.

β€’ I am a goat, so what?

β€’ What do you get when you cross a goat with a vacuum? A pet that cleans itself and never stinks. πŸπŸ˜‹

β€’ What’s it like being a goat?

β€’ I’m not sure when the term “goat” became an insult, but I intend to do my part in changing that.

β€’ U know u love me 😜

β€’ We like to eat a lot of things…but the one thing we won’t eat is CHAINS.

β€’ Life is short, eat the salad.

β€’ Things goat owners know to be true…🐐

β€’ I used to think goats were stupid… Then I met this one.

β€’ I’m tellin’ ya, life ain’t easy. Not for a goat, anyway. They’re at the bottom of the food chain.

β€’ Goats, because they’re like humans, but hairier and smellier.

β€’ Getting ready to hit the town. I swear I didn’t do this on purpose. 😳 #gofigure

β€’ I’m sorry you can’t see the humor in this situation. Just give me another minute and it will be hilarious.

β€’ Because you can’t be serious all the time. 😁❀🐐

β€’ If you love goats, you’ll love these funny goat pictures.

β€’ Goats are funny, and the internet is weird.

β€’ What’s cuter than a goat in a cape? How about ten baby goats in shark costumes? It’s the ultimate #goateam!

β€’ Let me put on my tinfoil hat… I mean, sombrero… and welcome you to my donkey sanctuary.

β€’ I’m Cow. I’m Goat. I’m a-little-bit-of-both, and that’s just fine with me.

β€’ I’m just happy to be a goat.

β€’ I’m dreaming of a white goat Christmas.

β€’ You know you’re in for a treat when the farm animal is wearing a sweater. πŸ˜±βœ‚

β€’ Kids are always up to something, aren’t they?

β€’ My entire life has just been one long, slow-motion chase scene.

β€’ Do you like goat puns? How about goats in swim trunks, or goat jokes?

β€’ Because we can all use more goat friends in our lives πŸ˜‰

β€’ A goat with a full beard, circa 1870. 🐐

β€’ This goat is a real head-turner.

β€’ Nothing is better than the first goat of Spring!

β€’ Ok goat, you have my attention

β€’ They just keep getting cuter.

β€’ I’m thinking the more you know about me, the more your brain will hurt.

β€’ Those who laugh the most get the most milk.

β€’ I’m not a morning person, I’m more of a night-morning kinda guy.

β€’ Swinging into fall with a little bit of swagger

β€’ I’m here to tell you that failure isn’t a bad thing. It’s just another opportunity to learn and refine your strategy.

β€’ Goats like to explore. 🐐 #funnygoatpictures

β€’ We’re just some goats, tryna get our tasty treats.

β€’ Do your goat best to brighten everyone’s day.

β€’ You know you’re in goat territory when your water source is a trough. 😁

β€’ The world would be a better place if everyone was more like goats.

β€’ I’m not sure if the goat is more surprised or the camera operator.

β€’ Life is tough when you’re a goat.

β€’ Funny goats are the best. You may never look at a goat the same way again…

β€’ You’re such a great goat friend and I just want to sit here and stare at your cute little goat face with your tiny little goat nose for the rest of my life!

β€’ When you take a selfie with the goat taking a selfie with you.πŸ˜‚βœŒοΈ

β€’ You know all those sweet treats you share with your goat? Let’s just say she gets to them first. 😜

β€’ What a goat to go through all this trouble just so he can get a drink of water.

β€’ Life is like a box of goatsβ€”what you get out of it depends on what you put into it.

β€’ I’m gonna drive my goat to school today. He’s not too happy about it though.

β€’ I’ve seen all the movies. You know who I’m voting for. #myvoteisforgoat

β€’ My talent is just reaching into the feedbag and eating whatever’s there. (The animal farm).

β€’ Me after a long day at work πŸ˜‚

β€’ Haha.. that’s one way to keep cool.

β€’ I’m too busy looking at these goats and laughing . . . #goat #lol #picoftheday

β€’ Goat life is good! #goatsofinstagram

β€’ If mohair was a fruit πŸ‹ then this goat would have the freshest beard in town β˜€

β€’ What do you call a goat waiting for a train? An impastada.

β€’ Goats will be goatsβ€”and let’s face it, most of the time that just means ruining everything you ever loved. #goatsofinstagram

β€’ Sometimes you’re a goat, and sometimes you’re the lawn.

β€’ You know you’re an animal lover when your #firstworldproblems are about how much food your pets are eating and how much money you spend on them.

β€’ Make sure you’re showing off your best angles.

β€’ Who knew goats were so funny?

β€’ “The goat in the middle was just trying to get a selfie with his friends. Everyone else was just trying to eat”

β€’ Some people will look at you crazy when you eat a goat. But it’s okay because everyone knows that all the cool kids are doing it anyway.

β€’ Our house will be filled with magical creatures and mischievous goats. Just kidding, that describes our house now. πŸ‘ΉπŸ‘§

β€’ Some things never go out of style. Like fine wine and goats 🐐

Funny Goat Pictures Quotes

β€’ I don’t think this is how you’re supposed to use the computer #idontthinkso

β€’ Eeeeewww! What did I just step in? Oh wait… that’s just me😜

β€’ I know, I know. You can’t believe it’s happening again. Here we go again!

β€’ If you have a goat, you’re blessed. If you have more than one, you’re doubly blessed.

β€’ Don’t you just love the way this goat can just calmly walk away after a minute-long stare down with a llama?

β€’ Goats are the new dogs.

β€’ There’s a goat in the kitchen, and it needs to be arrested.

β€’ Ain’t no party like an animal party because a goat party doesn’t stop.

β€’ When you’re the goat 🐐

β€’ Loving all of the new hair products Goat Milk Stuff has to offer! Smells so fresh and clean! 😍😘

β€’ I’m just trying to be a goat and get coffee.

β€’ I like to equate this feeling that I get from goat yoga to the feeling you get after downing a box of wine and eating an entire bag of gummy bears…that’s all.

β€’ When you don’t want to wake the baby but he just won’t let you sleep.#goatsofinstagram

β€’ This goat is here to tell you that you are already fabulous. #goat #spring

β€’ I’m pretty sure I just saw my first goat with a Starbucks.

β€’ This goat is very determined to get in the Halloween spirit.

β€’ When you’re next to a goat, you have 3 fears:

β€’ I’m kidding, I’m probably not a goat. It was probably just a really big rabbit.

β€’ I’m too old to be chasing a ball around. Instead, I’m just going to stare at it, like this.

β€’ Baaaaad puns are the way to my heart. 😜

β€’ I’m going to make it through the rest of this workday, no matter what happens. I can get through anything with a little help from my friends . . . πŸ‘…πŸ˜œ

β€’ I’m not a morning person. But I do like breakfast foods.

β€’ I’m not sure what that was? I know what it looked like, though πŸ€” #face-palm

β€’ Waking up, feeling hungry 🐐🍌

β€’ What’s it like to be a goat? Imagine if you were a goat. Now, imagine if you were the only goat in the world.

β€’ How do you get a goat to take a bath?

β€’ I know what you’re thinking, and the answer is yes. I AM a goat 🐐

β€’ Doesn’t everyone wish they were a goat on the weekend?

β€’ I’m not sure if I want to pet you or eat you, little goat. 🐐

β€’ Just a goat in a hat.

β€’ Am I the only one that thinks the goat emoji looks like he’s laughing at me? πŸ˜‚

β€’ Just a little goat hanging out, waiting for the next life-changing decision to be made.

β€’ Goats eating pizza is the only slice of life worth living for.

β€’ Craziest thing I’ve ever seen. That goat is sweating its butt off!

β€’ I know what you’re thinking. Why the long face?

β€’ I’m not saying that….but I’m also not NOT saying it.

β€’ I’m not chasing you, I’m leading the way.

β€’ A funny goat picture, captioned in the voice of an Instagram user who likes goats, can get a ton of likes. Humor goes well with any picture.

β€’ Goats are super curious and intelligent. Now goats don’t read, but what they lack in literacy they make up for in cunning.

β€’ Trying to take a casual selfie with this goat, but it’s not going so well. What is it with goats and selfies? #goatselfie

β€’ What goes through a goat’s head when you say “smile for the camera” πŸ˜†

β€’ Today I’ll be outwitting law enforcement, outrunning GPS tracking systems, and outsmarting the internet…all for one simple goal: completely confusing a goat.

β€’ Are you more goat than human? Maybe you are, maybe you aren’t. Maybe you’re just me.

β€’ What’s the difference between a goat and a ballet dancer? One is a dancer & one is a goat 🐐

β€’ You just know they’re gonna be besties. 🐐

β€’ This kid knows where the real party is…

β€’ Heeeeee-haw! β€πŸ‘πŸ

β€’ The cold, wet nose of an intelligent creature.

β€’ Eating my greens and all I got was a mouthful of dirt.

β€’ This goat makes me feel like I’ve never felt it before. If you’re a goat, or if you love goats, don’t miss this one.

β€’ This goat recently set a new world record, completing an entire year of being adorable. 😍

β€’ Are you kidding me? We’re celebrating National Goat Day on 9/9 (9/9)!! These goats are lucky because tomorrow is 9/10.

β€’ I’m not a goat, but I play one on TV #falloutgoat

β€’ When you make a face at the camera on accident and it’s the selfie of a lifetime πŸ˜€

β€’ If you’re not going to visit a farmer’s market in real life, at least you can enjoy the produce on your Instagram feed. 😌

β€’ Oh, look…I’m the center of attention. πŸ˜‡

β€’ I was going to make a joke that she looks like a human, but then I remembered she’s not human. Oh well.

β€’ When nature calls and no one’s around…

β€’ The best kind of goat is a baaaa-d boy or girl.

β€’ It’s goat yoga, not goat-llamas.

β€’ The goat who thinks he knows everything.

β€’ According to the rumors, goats are going to the moon.

β€’ Every day, we seek new ways to become goatier. But let’s face it: we’ll always be the goatiest in our hearts.

β€’ There are many things that separate us from goatsβ€”our opposable thumbs, and our ability to use a bathroom without raising too much suspicion. But the biggest? That’s easy.

β€’ I apologize for this goat’s behavior.

β€’ Who let the goats out? 🐐🀣

β€’ Goat at the door

β€’ This is how I feel when I need a haircut.

β€’ When you try to be smooth but your tongue says otherwise 😬

β€’ I’m gonna go to the left for a wee, and to the right for a poo.

β€’ We’re not entirely sure what’s going on here, but it looks pretty serious.

β€’ Those who jump off the cliff usually see their mistakes in mid-air.

β€’ Have you seen my goat? He loves to run around in the yard and eat everything.

β€’ Get goat-assisted workout tips, offbeat advice on dating and cooking, and news you can use from the goat’s mouth. Because we’re not just any goatsβ€”we’re Goats Who Blog.

β€’ Yikes. This goat is taking his selfie game very seriously. πŸ˜‚

β€’ Come on, how can you not love a goat that goes all out? πŸ˜‚

β€’ I’m not a goat, but I play one on Instagram.

β€’ I’m not a doctor, but I play one on Instagram. Oh, and I make goat faces too.

β€’ Goat yoga 🐐 #goatchef

β€’ I don’t think the flowers are going to make it…

β€’ If you ever need a break in the middle of your commute, just stop off at a goat farm and chill. πŸ˜‚ #Goats #Funny

β€’ Remember goat yoga? Now it’s goat painting. Why, goats? I don’t know why not.

β€’ What do you get when you cross a goat and a shark? This is not going to end well…

β€’ Thoughts from a goat: What is happening to me? Why are these two humans fighting over me? I’m scared. I want to go back to playing on the field.

β€’ It’s time to get a goat.

β€’ Goats might be the funniest animals on earth. It’s just a fact. You can’t deny it.

β€’ Don’t you go to the store for any of your needs until you’ve had a goat run by one?

β€’ Come on in, the goats are all jolly.

β€’ Let goats be goats!

β€’ I found the cure to my pet goat’s sore throat.

β€’ Some of us like the sun, some of us like the moon, and some of us…like a goat.

β€’ Goat yoga isn’t just for humans anymore. 😜

β€’ When they said you can only have one pet, they didn’t tell you what kind of pet.

β€’ We’re in the same boat, goat. #blessed

 

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