Funny Dog Shark Captions with Quotes

If you are searching for the best funny dog shark caption, look no further — we’ve got them all right here. Now, have you ever wondered what your dog thinks of when he stares at that big goldfish swimming in its bowl? Well, I’m sure you have. Here are funny dog shark captions.

Funny Dog Shark Captions with Quotes

• Nobody puts Dogfish in a corner.

• Be a salmon. Be the salmon. Be the fish your dogfish wants to be when it grows up.

• Okay, you caught me. I’m not actually in a shark costume. I just eat sharks for breakfast! Let’s start the week off right with some 🐟🦈 beer!

• I’m definitely more of a dog person.

• Do I make you laugh? Do I make you cry? Do I lead you to a better life? I just like to be by your side.

• There’s a 1,000-lb great white lurking in the shadows. I’ll be fine.

• I’ll have one more wheat beer and a grilled cheese sandwich with a side of chips. And another beer.

• When a fish just wants to have some yummy frosting.

• Here’s to the most mouth-watering IPA of them all. 🐟

• We’re not bitter. We are just waiting for the right time to pounce and devour our enemies whole.

• These dogfish sharks mean business.

• Live dangerously. Eat a dogfish shark.

• A dogfish can be a very dangerous shark! #TheMoreYouKnow

• Guess I’m pouting because I missed last week’s Shark Week episode of #DogfishShark. Where is that shark? There he is.

• I’m not a dog, I’m a shark!

• How I feel trying to get out of bed for work this morning. #grumpydogfish

• Don’t you wish your dog was cool like mine?

• Can you take me to the vet? My shark fin is stuck in something.

• You’re such a great Dogfish shark! I can’t even.

• Remember when Shark Week was the biggest thing on TV? #dogfishstyle

• I used to have oceanophobia … but the day I met my dogfish changed everything.

• Ask me about my Saturday. I’ll tell you it was a lot like the one before, and the one preceding that, and the one before that. Heh heh. You know what I mean? Dogfish

• We’re just gonna sit here, drink our beer, and watch this shark go by.

• Bark if you’re ready for Shark Week. 🦈

• We’re not afraid of no sharks. They better be scared of us.

• Don’t worry, I won’t bite you. Well, not hard anyway. Go ahead and pet me… I won’t bite you.

• Did you know that an adult dogfish shark at birth is about 9 inches long? It’s true, and neither did I. So I Googled it and now you do too. Google is your friend.

• The dogfish shark is an opportunistic predator, preying on a wide variety of fish and cephalopods. #thursdaythoughts

• Man’s best friend is a man with a dog and a beer in a dogfish shark costume.

• This weekend my dogfish were making the most of this summer weather by taking some Sharkbait-inspired beach selfies.

• It’s not that I’m afraid of sharks, it is just that I don’t like being eaten.

• Sharks don’t have friends, they have people they haven’t eaten yet.

• Don’t worry, I’m just doing a little research for my role as Dr. Strangepork in the new @DrSeuss movie.

• We don’t need fins to dream big. #JustSaying

• If you think I’ve got enough teeth, then you’re probably right.

• Just a dogfish shark hanging out at sea.

• I’m back. Did you miss me? I missed you, too. Have you met my new friend the #DogfishShark?

• We’d be dogfish-ly flattered if our beer ended up in your Instagram feed. 🐟

• When dogs eat grass, it’s cute. But when sharks do, it’s just terrifying.

• I’m ready for Shark Week. Let’s do this.

• 🐶When you’re a shark and everyone’s a fish, you can’t be sure where to put your teeth.

• Can’t help but show my fishy love! #sharkweek

• I DO NOT always want to go swimming, but when I feel like it, I’m all over it.

• Why did the dogfish shark cross the road? * To get to the other side. Hahaha!

• The dogfish shark can live up to 80 years — but when it grows this big, its fins just naturally fall off. 🐡

• You’re not dreaming. This is actually Dogfish Head 120 Minute IPA.

• I’m a shark, the predator. I’m the ocean’s fiercest nightmare. My teeth are sharp, my eyes are keen, and my appetite is weak for fish.

• When life hands you lemonade, don’t make lemonade. Make a Shark Week cocktail.

• I’m so hungry I could eat a box of dogfish sharks!

• Once you go #Dogfish, you’ll understand. Because once you go, Dogfish never lets you down.

• Dogfish used to be a victim of mistaken identity—they thought they were sharks.

• Dogs and the ocean don’t always mix. Mr. Steve spotted a Great White Shark in our ocean pasture recently. See how he got away. (video link)

• What kind of fish? Haha! No, we’re actually a craft brewery.

• Hey, I heard great things about you. People keep saying you’re a real “shark”!

• I don’t know why they call it to shark week when we’re the ones going to be eaten.

• It’s a proven fact that dogs are colorblind. But this one is still trying to find the bright side of being gray all over.

• I love you more than I love great white sharks.

• We brew beer. Beer brewed with beer. So good you have to scream, “Yip! Yip! Yip!”

• A dogfish shark swimming for a fish.

• If you’re looking for a new aquatic friend to keep you company at night, consider dogfish. These tiny sharks can fit in a glass and they’re just as fun to hang out with as any friend of yours.

• It’s not a Shark Tank, it’s a Dogfish Tank 🦈

• You can’t have a beer without a shark. We’ll catch you one.

• This shark is on a mission to make sure people know how to protect themselves from attacks

• To be honest I’m not this excited about the carpet being cleaned.

• Better picture this: A dogfish shark out for a swim gets too close to a weird human contraption called a “dock,” and suddenly finds itself in the company of many more humans than it ever thought possible.

• Life’s a beach when you’re a Dogfish Shark. Stay in the loop, keep an eye out for our next adventure, and get your paws on some Dogfish gear.

• Pretty sure this is the face of a dogfish shark 🕷

• When the dogfish bite, they bite with me.

• Is that a real dogfish shark in your pocket… or are you just happy to see me? 🐟

• I’m not a shark, I’m a dogfish.

• This dog is living its best life: swimming with sharks in a shark cage.

• This shark is a real smooth talker… Slick Rick, if you will.

• Not sure if it’s a dog or a shark, but we’re pretty sure this canine is having fun 🦈

• When this guy asked me to take his photo, I said “No!” But then I looked into his eyes and saw that special twinkle.

• I’m always so hungry after a long night of being cute.

• Your dogfish need a hero, and – oh look – here I am #DogfishShark

• When you’re a dogfish, you don’t need to worry about finding your fins…they’re attached to your feet!

• I like my beer the way I like my sharks: Cold and flat.

• It’s like he doesn’t even realize those are my sunglasses. #DogsInTheBeach

• Like a puppy dog on the beach.

• We work hard and play hard, but when we play we play hard.

• That moment between naps when you realize there are more sniffing opportunities than napping opportunities.

• When your friend has a bigger mouth than you.

• We’re so happy to reveal our newest additions to the Dogfish family! The Dogfish Shark family features the most chill, laid-back sharks you’ve ever met.

• Ain’t no party like a dogfish shark party cuz a dogfish shark party doesn’t stop 🌊

• You know you’ve hit rock bottom when you find yourself at the dogfish shark tournament. 🐬

• How to tell if you’re a dogfish: You’ve ever ribbed someone for loving small dogs.

• Don’t worry, be dogfish.

• Summer of the Shark (feat. Kelsey’s dog Finley)

Funny Dog Shark Quotes

• We don’t go anywhere without him lol #toocuteforwords

• When you are going through life and want to keep your head above water, don’t forget to blow bubbles.

• Do you mean I’m not the only one who doesn’t have a square jaw?

• I am not a shark, but I play one on TV. #DogfishShark

• It’s #NationalSharkWeek so let’s talk about dogfish sharks 🦈 🐟

• That awkward moment when you’re a Shark and people from Shark Week keep swimming up to you. 😂

• I’m ok with this whole Shark Week thing. I mean, it’s not every day you get shark mail.

• That moment when you know you’re pretty much the deadliest shark on the planet…

• The thing about being a shark is… you can’t stop moving or else you die.

• What did one dogfish shark say to the other? Let’s get this party started!

• The one thing everyone agrees on… there is no argument when it comes to dogfish.

• Ocean, where my dogfish at? 🌊

• And we put a shark in our beer because if you’re going to go out, go out with a bite!

• Shark Week meets Shark Tank.

• We’ve heard the rumors, but no need to panic. We have a thing for sharks and have them on tap.

• For all the dogfish sharks out there who prefer to keep their mouths firmly shut.

• The best part of the dogfish is the shark.

• All dogs are good because all dogs are fish! But only dogfish are sharks, and any good dogfish will tell you that.

• The shark doesn’t even have teeth, unlike real sharks!

• The most underrated shark is the best.

• Put down the phone and pick up a dogfish before it’s too late.

• Let’s get in formation, let’s fall in line. Dogfish sharks are ready to have some fun in the sun

• We’re the biggest shark that chugs a beer.

• You and me, we’re like hot dogs and mustard. I mean, what’s not to love.

• Watch out. We’re all bites when it comes to love, adventure, and over-indulging in hops.

• @DogfishShark is like, what? Dogfish Shark tastes better than plain old lobster.

• Don’t worry, we’ll never put you in a shark’s mouth. That would just be weird.

• Do you think you’re ready for Shark Week?

• Fishy dogfish shark, fishy dogfish shark, do you feel like a snack?

• If you’re a dogfish, you’re always up for an adventure

• If you love animals, you’ll love this video and not be scared by these graceful sharks. 😍🦈

• It’s a good day to be a shark. Happy International Shark Week!

• You know it’s a good day when you get to see these guys swimming by 🦈

• These guys are so cute! So much fun when they swim by. Do you have a favorite aquatic animal? I’m just a sucker for sea turtles!

• What a beautiful morning for swimming 🏊♀️ (I sure hope these guys aren’t stinging – does anyone know?)

• Love a good shark spotting? You’re in the right place. With swarms of hammerheads and mako sharks, you’ll have the chance to get close with these magnificent creatures.

• Another day, another way to be amazed by the deep sea 🐟

• Good luck spotting them in the wild unless you’re in the ocean with scuba gear.

• Who doesn’t like a friendly shark? This is the cutest thing we’ve ever seen.

• I love supporting local wildlife. All animals deserve a place in nature.

• Don’t sweat the small stuff, just pet a dogfish shark. 😎

• It’s a dogfish shark eat dogfish shark world.

• You have to fight your way through the world of sharks. It’s a dogfish shark eat dogfish shark world out there.

• When I’m a dogfish shark, I’m going to eat all the other dogfish sharks and then throw a huge party.

• It’s not easy being a dogfish shark, with so many other dogfish sharks looking to eat you. But if they eat you, they’ll have to eat your friend too!

• Are you a Dogfish Head fan? Let’s search together for some awesome #dogfish sharks!

• Sharks are pretty rad, but I’ve always thought that fish are a bit misunderstood—they’re not dead; they just evolved. 🐟

• Wagging their tails, and barking with delight, these are the endearing antics of dogs that love their Dogfish finFISHter. Whatever you do, don’t call them sharks!

• The sharks aren’t going anywhere until the beer is gone, so you may as well just sit back and enjoy the show of cuteness.

• One good reason to never leave the shore. 🐟

• Eyes like a wolf and teeth like a shark—swimming into your heart and soul.

• How can you be so frickin cute?

• Let’s celebrate National Dog Day with some good old-fashioned dogfish sharking.

• Dining on a dogfish isn’t going to decrease your chance of being bitten by a shark.

• They’re a symbol of success, a wild predator to be respected and admired. They’re sharks. And they taste delicious.

• We’re making it official. We love humans and we’re your best friends. Now, who’s ready for a party? 🎉

• Every dogfish shark has a 9-foot tail, so it giddy up and enjoys the adventure of all things new.

• It’s Shark Week…and the @dogfishteam is fired up to celebrate.

• There’s a lot going on here at Dogfish Head, but we always make time for the little things—like #SharkWeek 🦈

• After a long, hard day, I can’t wait to give my dogfish a big hug and hear all about her day at work.

• There is something oddly human about this very friendly and playful shark. Who knew sharks were so cute?

• Just like a shark is graceful in the sea, we are graceful on land.

• Don’t be afraid to Paws out of your comfort zone… or even better, let us make you feel at ease!

• We’re as happy to see you as you are to see us.

• We’re coming for you, Great White.

• This dogfish shark approved beach towel 🐬 🌊

• Into the weekend like a dogfish shark into warm waters 🦈

• How will you celebrate the one-month anniversary of National Dogfish Day?

• Oh, hey there. We’re Dogfish Head, and we’re just getting started. Are you?

• In honor of Shark Week, it’s important to spread awareness about these misunderstood creatures.

• The more the merrier. #SharkWeek

• What year is it? We’re pretty sure it still smells like… fish. (And we mean that in a good way.)

• Grab a pint and an umbrella, it’s about to get sunny. #DogfishShark

• There is no need to fear the sharks when you’ve got a dogfish by your side. #MoveOverSharkWeek

• What do you do when your dogfish looks like a shark?

• Next time, take it easy on the Shark and let him join your adventure.

• Sharks are a species more than 40 million years old. It’s safe to say they’re coasting on the evolutionary wave. 🦈

• We’re not dog people, we’re dog shark people.

• I’m in a ❤️ Relationship with Dogshark Doo. Is that weird?

• This is a dog shark. He loves summer.

• This pup is ready for another dog beach outing. 🌊🐶

• People say I’m a big fish in a little pond…I think I’m just a dog in a shark suit.

• Shark week is the best week.

• Is everybody ready for Shark Week? We sure are! And we’re not afraid to admit that we’re pumped up about this. #SharkWeek

• Splashing about in the ocean, frolicking on a beach— for some reason this advanced shark-like creature is friendly and cute.

• Life is good when your best friend is a dog shark.

• Best friends aren’t born, they’re found. They are the ones who know all your silly secrets, never tell them, and somehow grow closer because of it.

• I may look fierce, but I’m a sweetheart.

• All dogs go to heaven. And when they get there, they play with Dog Shark.

• Yippee! Don’t worry, we have a full stock of #dogshark treats. Come on in and take a picture with it.

• Even puppies can’t resist the Shark Week mania.

• Dog owner or not, everyone can appreciate a good man-shark meme.

• This is the cutest aquatic dog we’ve ever seen.

• Sorry, we can’t be there in person, but our treats are at home ready to celebrate with you. Have a wonderful time!

• What a great day at the beach. Hope you’re as happy as I am! ☀

• Hope your week is as sweet as my treats #sweetweek

• Everyone knows dogs are man’s best friend…and the same can be said for dog sharks.

• I feel like I’m a shark sometimes. Those days when I get so caught up in the grind and forget to look around and smile and take in the beauty of it all.

• Did we just become best friends?

• Your summer just got a whole lot better.

• It’s safe to say we’ve caught the Shark Week bug.

• Not all sharks are created equal. Scrolling through your feed? Come find my friends here.

• Normally a shark might strike when you least expect it, but not this pup—he’s just happy to see you.

• Life’s a beach, even if you have four legs #dogfishshark

• Don’t forget to post your photos and videos with the hashtag #dogfishsharkto give us a look at what you’re doing.

• Corgis and Pit Bulls may still have the most views, but we’re certain dogs of all shapes and sizes can appreciate the wonders of a dogfish.

• It’s time to go fishing. Let the dogfish bite tonight.

• You can’t see them, but these tiny baby shark teeth are out of this world.

• Surf’s up. This pup would like to party with you.

• There’s a new shark on the block and it’s our favorite—the Dogfish shark.

• Life is good when you’re a dogfish shark 🦈

• There’s no such thing as a dogfish. It’s all sharks. #dogfishshark

• Sitting pretty for Shark Week! #DogfishHead

• Bringing one of the biggest fish on a line and then gaffed by a mid-sized dogfish shark, who then got netted out of sheer curiosity…well that is what #SharkWeek is all about.

• It’s not just events that get pet friendly—our restaurants do too! Dogs are family, so join us this summer at Dogfish Head Alehouse as we kick off our patio season with #DogfishSummer.

• You’re a real dogfish if you haven’t tried our new ZZ Hops. You’ll be barking up the wrong tree until you get a taste.

• No dogfish better look down on you.

• Because the great life is always with a beer in hand and a dog by your side. #LifeWithDogfish

• Let’s make like the Dogfish and get down with some new brews. Cheers!

• Howling at the moon with the #dogfish shark.

• Don’t worry, it’s just a dogfish shark.

• As playful as a puppy, as strong as a shark. The Dogfish Shark 🦈 is coming to the brewery this summer. Find out more at dogfish.com/shark

• Calling all #dogfishheads – we’ve got a new can coming for you this June!

• You might not know it, but there’s a shark in all of us…

• It’s time to get your fins wet with these crisp, clean flavors that are a-splashin’ with fruit 🍋🐟

 

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