Funny Clean Your Shoes Quote

Clean your shoes. There’s no excuse for walking around with filthy shoes. On the other hand, clean them too much and you’ll wear them out. One of the best solutions is to make cleaning your shoes a routine activity so that it isn’t a problem any longer. If you can get used to doing it regularly, then you won’t even have to think about doing it.

 

Funny Clean Your Shoes Quote

  • Why walk around with dirty shoes when you can floss your kicks? Keep your kicks fresh daily!

 

  • If you can’t clean your shoes, at least keep them in a clean box. 😉

 

  • You should be down on your knees thanking us for these clean shoes.

 

  • Clean up your shoes, not the world. Don’t be a butthead, clean up after yourself.

 

  • I’m a good walker, a good talker—the best of both worlds. I’m a man of all trades, but mostly I’m my obsessive-compulsive neatnik slave. #cleanyourshoes

 

  • Don’t judge a guest by how they look. Judge them by the dirt on their shoes. Business is dirty.

 

  • So……do your shoes have more dirt on them than the bottom of a broom? Nah, they don’t.

 

  • Use your shoes to kick through the pains of today and tomorrow. Or something like that… 😉

 

  • I’m flexing so hard that I accidentally took a picture of my shoes.

 

  • You can take the boy out of the Bronx…but you can’t take the Bronx out of the boy

 

  • They always say to clean the shoes before you wear them. I say wear the shoes, then clean ’em.

 

  • You don’t have to be a shoe expert to know that dirty shoes are just plain stinky. Don’t be the one who makes people cover their noses when you walk past. Get your shoes clean today!

 

  • I just finished cleaning my shoes and I must say, it was quite a chore. Not sure which one of my shoes is more upset about this…

 

  • Nobody likes dirty shoes. Unless they’re wearing them, of course.

 

  • The only way to keep your shoes from stinking is to keep them out of your mouth.

 

  • The only thing worse than dirty shoes is poorly worded captions.

 

  • They carry you through life, they bring you to where you wish to be, and they occasionally stink. Keep yours smelling fresh with this shoe deodorizer 🛀

 

  • Where are my manners? Please excuse the brown all over your shoes. I’m donut seen it, but trust me, it’s their Froot Loops.

 

  • Our favorite new dance move: sweeping the floor with your shoes 👟

 

  • There’s no need to avoid the mud puddles this season. Just make sure you take your shoes off and let them dry in the sun☔️

 

 

  • You might not have heard of #cleanshoeswednesday, but once you get on board you’ll never go back. 🤷

 

  • You’ve got the best of both worlds: A job that keeps you on your toes, and a pair of shoes that keeps you on your feet.

 

  • Can’t wait to see how these shoes stack up against the other 50 pairs of feet that have been in them before.

 

  • I need a new pair of kicks so I can feel like LeBron in his new sneakers each day.

 

  • After a long journey, the anticipation of that first step into your house is magical.

 

  • Wipe those soles squeaky clean with a wet cloth, says the man who just walked barefoot through the mud and trampled on thousands of bacteria

 

  • To keep your shoes in good condition, don’t wear them.

 

  • Do you wear your sneakers to the office? Then there’s a good chance you’re tracking in a lot of gunk from the outside world and onto your floors.

 

  • People wear them to keep the soles of their feet from getting dirty.

 

  • You can’t be a man if you don’t wear men’s shoes

 

  • I don’t need these shoes. I just wear them to look at my feet.

 

  • May you have a healthy and happy new year. And do something today that your future self will thank you for.

 

  • You can’t take a bad picture of me if I’m wearing Uggs! ☀

 

  • I’m not into fashion, I just wear things until I can’t wear them anymore. And then I wear them again.

 

  • Cleaning your shoes is a lot like cleaning your teeth. You have to do it every day, and you should use the best tool for the job.

 

  • You’ve been outside in the dirt all day. Wash your shoes and stay inside, so they can rest.

 

  • Too much dirt on your shoes? At least you’re not wearing galoshes 😨

 

  • Next time you’re at the sink washing your dishes, think of your shoes and imagine if they were there with you

 

  • If your shoes can talk, they’d tell you they’re not afraid of the rain 🌧 😁

 

  • A great shoe can make a simple outfit work. But, a terrible pair of shoes can ruin an even better outfit. So, if you are going to the gym or the grocery store, do not wear your slippers…

 

  • So the other day, I was wearing the amazing shoes that @kick_depot made for me. That day was going great until I looked down and saw something that wasn’t living up to my standards.

 

  • If Cinderella had been wearing sneakers, she would have left a better-looking pumpkin patch.

 

  • If you don’t clean your shoes, they will end up cleaning you. 😆

 

  • Did you know that a pair of sneakers can harbor between 10,000 and 50,000 different types of bacteria? It’s true! But there’s one way to fight back: Keep them clean. So make sure you clean your shoes with soap and water at least once a week.

 

  • Let’s talk about the elephant in the room. Your shoes are dirty. But don’t panic, we’ve got you covered 😂

 

  • Do you need a shoe prescription? Because your soles are hideous.

 

  • When you have to keep it real… sometimes you have to keep it clean (for reals).

 

  • I think my shoes need a vacation. Just a week in the Bahamas with my feet.

 

  • Shoes that fit, are comfortable, and make you feel good—every day.

 

  • I can’t even explain how much I love these shoes. They’re so cute, they’re so comfortable, they go with everything. I can’t stop looking at them. They’re just perfect.

 

  • can’t just throw away this old pair of shoes, they’re going to be part of my art project in 2 weeks.

 

  • You can take the man out of the mud, but you can’t take the mud out of the man.

 

  • Sneak peek of our new product coming to stores next week.

 

  • I’m just a girl with a camera, a sense of adventure, and really clean shoes 🥴 😎

 

  • No one likes dirty shoes. And I’m pretty sure no one’s ever said, “I love when you smell like the bottom of my shoe.” #notcute

 

  • The only thing worse than big water spots is big water spots on your shoes.

 

  • Sure, your shoes look like they’ve done a lot of walking. But have they ever walked into a bar?

 

  • These shoes are dirty, but I’m keeping them on. The soles need to breathe.

 

  • When the countdown to spring begins, remember the 3 Ds: Dust, Debris, and Dog Hair. Oh Well.

 

  • If my feet smell like cheese, it’s because I’m so fancy. I can’t smell my feet from up here.

 

  • Let’s face it – keeping up with your kicks is a tall task. Here at ShoeDazzle, we make it easy to keep them looking good with our online shoe cleaning kit.

 

  • I love when I run in and out of that door get my shoes on and they are all dirty

 

  • I’m not saying your shoes need a bath, but these shoes need a bath. #dirtbombs

 

  • A man’s shoes are a portal to his soul. Unless he has ugly shoes. Then it’s just a portal to the ground.

 

  • Life is messy. Don’t ruin a perfectly good pair of shoes.

 

  • Wherever you go, there you are. So make sure to pack some shoes.

 

  • Wondering how your go-to pair of lace-up sneakers are holding up? Check out this quick video on how to keep them spic and span.

 

  • You can take the boy out of the city… but you, you can’t take the city out of this boy.

 

  • Clean your shoes, clean your heart and the whole world will shine a little brighter 😎 #instagood

 

  • Don’t let your mind and body get filthy while you’re cleaning your shoes. Try Natural 2.0

 

  • just cleaned my shoes with a toothbrush I bet you did not know that shoe brushes could be used for more than just shoes

 

  • It’s Monday… Time to shine on those shoes. Get your shine on! I’m a shoe-shine kind of guy.

 

  • I’m not crazy—I know you can’t take NYC shoes to Paris, but I just think about the dirt on your feet the whole time . . . and then I wonder if dog poop counts as dirt.

 

  • Does your house always end up smelling like something died? Keep it fresh and clean with a Febreze fabric refresher.

 

  • Today the trash man left his bags in front of my place. Oh, a little insight into my life.

 

  • It’s not whether you get knocked down. It’s whether you get back up

 

  • I think I might’ve just seen an angel… Sent to me by God above, because you’re the love of my life. #truelove

 

  • It’s a rule: if you’re feeling gross and tired, clean your shoes. You’ll feel instantly refreshed.

 

  • Don’t play with your food. Clean your shoes with it instead. ✔

 

  • Don’t worry, I don’t get in your shoes. But I will wipe them off just in case you need to step outside after stepping inside.

 

  • Am I the only one that walks into a public bathroom and gets paranoid about the floor being cleaner than my shoes?

 

  • Washing my shoes today but I don’t think it’s working

 

  • This is the season when you can wear your shoes with pride.

 

  • Soup for your shoes? No way, that’s just nuts!

 

  • Our work is never done until we’ve removed actual dirt and debris and not just the metaphorical kind ✋

 

  • Barefoot is best, but pretty sure you’ll have a better time in life if you learn how to wear nice shoes.

 

  • I’m always wondering what other people see on me when they look down 👀

 

  • Coffee is a morning ritual… and also an afternoon ritual 👌🏻😂🍵

 

  • Clean up your shoe game with our new Shoe Freshener. It’s not just for shoes. No, it’s for everything.

 

  • Since the birds are so neat, maybe you should clean your shoes 😎

 

  • You’ll never have a clean home if you don’t have clean shoes.

 

  • Did you step in something? Oh, you always step in something. That’s what shoes are for.

 

  • Don’t leave your shoes untied. You don’t want to trip and fall into a fountain or something.

 

  • The same way your shoe game shouldn’t blend into the crowd, your Instagram caption shouldn’t blend into your photos. Stand out with custom captions from Canvas!

 

  • .. I like them. I think they’re great. Keeps a man’s feet warm and dry and out of the house.

 

  • ..sneakers, the shoes you can wear any day of the week. But at what cost?

 

  • The only time you should walk around barefoot is when you’re at home. Or in your slippers.

 

  • You never know what’s out there, until you take a step out of your shoes.

 

  • I’m interested in learning about your shoe collection. Because I want to steal some ideas for my own!

 

  • What’s the best way to polish your shoes? I’ll tell ya: with a shoe!

 

  • I’m not saying that you have dirty shoes, but I’m also not not saying that.

 

  • The best part about white shoes? The lack of dirt.

 

  • I don’t know how you guys walk on those things. I take one look at the soles of my shoes and just die laughing.

 

  • Well-shod people are always better than ill-shod ones.

 

  • When you find a shoe in the morning, put it on. –Patricia Stevens

 

  • First impressions are everything, so put on your best pair of shoes! 😉

 

  • If your dog is barking at the ground, he’s probably just trying to tell you that you have a shoe in your yard

 

  • Why do we idolize sports stars? Because they make us feel better about ourselves. You’re welcome.

 

  • If you’re going to wear white after Labor Day, you better have a good reason.

 

  • Let’s be honest, after a long day at the office, your shoes are probably not looking their best. So how do you make them look like new? Simply…clean them!

 

  • You know it’s serious when you have to clean your shoes. #thestruggleisreal

 

  • Those shoes won’t clean themselves. So get down on your hands and knees and get to work.

 

  • Your shoes are so dirty they’re making me dirty. #SorryNotSorry

 

  • Quick! Someone toss a coin so that I can tell if my shoes are clean.

 

  • If you can’t clean your shoes, how can you clean your mind?

 

  • If my shoes could talk, they’d tell you I’m obsessed with the self-cleaning feature on them.

 

  • Looking for a good place to store your shoes? Just find a space that’s never home to a dirty pair of Yeezys.

 

  • Hanging on the soles of our shoes…is that dirt? It must be from outside.

 

  • No one has to know about this messy part of my shoe collection.

 

  • ​Make sure they’re squeaky clean before you lay them down to rest. 😀

 

  • We all know the feeling of sliding into our favorite pair of shoes for the first time.

 

  • Because sometimes, the simplest thing can turn into a disaster.

 

  • Clean your shoes, never stop learning, and never lose sight of the bigger picture.

 

  • I just cleaned my shoes. I wonder where they will take me today.

 

  • I’m not a stalker, I’m a shoe inspector. I don’t mind if you wear the same shoes every day, but I just need to check if they are clean! 😊

 

  • You’re not living right if your shoes aren’t colorless by the end of a long day!

 

  • Out for a midnight stroll? Better make sure you’re wearing clean shoes—especially if you’ve been walking through puddles.

 

  • I’m not in love with your shoes but I enjoy being around them.

 

  • Your dirty shoe’s caked with mud and smelling like a skunk, so give it a good wash with soap and water… There’ll be no grumbling when you’re in the club and when your shoes are clean.

 

  • Stuck in the #shoegate? These DIY cleaning hacks will have your kicks looking cleaner than ever.

 

  • He who cleans his shoes properly will have no trouble at the end of the world.

 

  • What you’re wearing on your feet is just as important as what’s on your head. Protect your shoes and extend your life with quality shoe care set from Kiwi.

 

  • Sometimes I look at my shoes and wonder how they got so dirty. And then I step into a puddle.

 

  • The only thing I hate more than a dirty shoe… Is a dirty shoe with an attitude.

 

  • Y’know, if you think about it, shoes are a lot like men. They both: – Cost a lot of money – Are kind of a pain to care for – Make life more uncomfortable

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