Funny Captions with Lions and Quotes

Lions have been a source of awe and fear for centuries. Their regal appearance and close resemblance to your average house cat means there’s a vast array of memes to choose from when searching for funny captions with lions. I thought it would be amusing to find some quotes about this majestic species and share my findings with you.

 Funny Captions with Lions and Quotes

• The only thing more exciting than seeing wild lions is spotting a lion cub. #LionUp 🐯

• Date night with your favorite lion 🦁

• The lions are killing it right now.

• If you’re not yet on Instagram, here’s a picture of one of our team members with our mascot.

• Bold, Daring, and Determined; just like the king of cats.

• Life’s a complete mess, so we might as well laugh about it.

• If you’re not a fan of puns, you can lick our paws.

• Who’s ready for some football?! We are. We’re ready to rumble with this one 😷.

• It’s always a good time if you’re an American. 🇺🇸

• Don’t be fooled by appearances — maybe I’m sweet, maybe I’m fierce. Can you figure out which? 😜

• I’m just here to motivate you, the rest is up to you.

• We need a Lion King quote to post about our trip to see the Lions game last weekend. ✨🦁

• The lions make me laugh. And they are also good at finding food… I bet they will help you find stuff too.

• If you’re going to be a lion, you might as well be a cool one

• Lions are the highest-paid animal in the world because they’re always willing to do a little extra work.

• The lion is the king of the jungle🐯, so that makes us the kings of your local jungle.

• I might be a lion but I have a pet mouse at the office.

• Let us be clear: you’re huge. And we love you for it. #heartgoats

• I’m feeling: -Like a lion in the jungle -Like a lion in the wild.

• I’m the king of the jungle, but I still can’t open a banana.

• Hi, I’m a Lion. And I’m really bad at captioning.

• Teddy looks like he’s having a serious conversation with the other lion. But wait, is that lion laughing?

• You’re a big cat. You’re going to get into some trouble, but that’s what makes you so lion-tastic!

• The only thing we can’t do is guarantee a win, but we’ll be there to cheer you on. Bring it, home team! #GoLions

• At the zoo, where all you have to worry about is getting mauled by stuffed animals.

• I’m slowly turning into a lion, my mane is growing out and I’m starting to growl at people. My therapist says it’s just a phase…

• Lions spend much of their day sleeping, relaxing, and grooming. Why? Because they know what’s up.

• Someday, your lion will be the biggest cat in the jungle. But for now, I’m gonna have to ask you to sleep on the couch.

• Life’s more fun with a little feline mischief. #NationalCatDay

• The coolest cats around don’t just sleep all day. They nap, too.

• I’m thinking this must feel like what it’s like to be a lion. And by that I mean you are hungry most of the day and only walk short distances.

• Because who doesn’t like to laugh on a summer night.

• Don’t believe everything you read—especially if it’s written by the Lions.

• It’s always time to be a Lion.

• Lions don’t lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.

• Lions do not look back with regret or forward with fear, but only straight ahead with purpose.

• Humans are the only animals that think #Halloween is scary.

• Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number so call me maybe?

• Time to get your roar on. Bring it!

• The smallest things CAN make the biggest difference.

• Hello, my name is Beast and I don’t want to scare you—but someone left the gate open.

• Rise and grind. (We’ll handle the grinding for you.)

• There are only two types of people in the world: Lions and Prey. Guess which one you are?

• Nothing like a little naptime with your favorite lion. ☺🦁

• Every hair on my body and then some #LionWeekend

• No matter what happens, at least we have this. #GoLions ⚪️

• Tastes like what I imagine a lion’s mouth would taste like.

• Oh, the places you’ll go with a serving of adorable.

• When you’re the best preventer of forest fires around…that’s one hot fireman.

• Hey! It’s Labor Day. Be safe out there, ya hear?

• Things are about to get real silly up in here 🤪 #LionsHair

• You’re a lion. Be afraid. Run.

• I’m the lion, you’re my dinner…no, I’m the lion, you’re MY dinner….

• Waiting for that lion to go ahead and book it so I feel okay turning off the car.

• Wishing you a very, very meowy Christmas 😺

• I can’t remember where I parked my anger #CardsAgainstHumanity

• Hanging out just got a whole lot easier now that you’re hanging with us.

• Let’s get together and do something great!

• We play hard and party harder. Bring it on!

• We’ve got your back, America.

• We don’t always get what we want, but we’re always thankful for what we have. Thankful for you and these funny lions

• Dogs are a man’s best friend. Cats are a man’s soulmate. But Lions? Lions are a man’s teacher.

• Lions love to laugh, play and be silly. With the help of our handsome and lovely Lion friends, let’s have some fun with it. 🦁

• Brace yourself for a wild ride. The Lions are back in town! 🦁

• There are two types of people in this world: those who like The Lion King and liars.

• When you find yourself in a dark place, try not to make it a darker place. #LionsRule

• Game day goals: have fun, stay hydrated, and don’t let the other team touch the ball.

• Roar, you don’t need coffee to get through this breakfast.

• It’s okay to be a one-trick pony, as long as it’s the greatest trick they’ve ever seen.

• We’re like the three musketeers, but with even more hair.

• Life was hard when I had no one to share my secrets with. Now that we are together, life is perfect… or at least 3x better 😜

• The only thing that’s unpredictable about life is how predictable it is.

• Lions make me feel really small and unable to defend myself, but then again so do my cats.

• When people say “they’re a lion in sheep’s clothing” they mean you’re really nice until you get angry.

• Playful, hilarious, and a good laugh always make the day brighter.

• What a lion-hearted day.

• Sometimes you just gotta roar, even when you’re practicing your walk 😂. #internationalcatday

• It’s not the size of the mane that matters, it’s how you use it.

• We’re as fearless as they are 🦁 🐱

• We make every day better.

• I’m behind you. Don’t look. Oh hi there.

• Don’t do work, let the work do you.

• Lions: they’re just like us. Watch this lion try to catch a bat in his mouth. 😱 #LionSelfie

• It’s been a tough couple of days…I feel like I need a nap. But then again I’m not a lion. #LionsPlayCricket

• The key to a perfect selfie is good lighting, a flattering filter, and…the right lion.

• C’mon, Lions. I know you’re better than this 😂

• Lions never really grow up. They just get bigger and bolder.

• We’re lions. We’re not afraid of anything. And that’s why we’re the kings of the jungle.

• We play hard, we win hard, and we drink cold beer. And smart. #CheersToTheLions

• Gotta get your laugh on before the week starts

• Good morning. Open up your heart and you open up a new day.

• Lions, they’re just like us!

• They might be king of the jungle, but these lions are ready for their close-up.

• They’re back. Alllllll the lions, they’ve come out to play.

• Lions sharing their secret to survival… don’t be a tourist.

• They’re cute. They’re cuddly. And they’re here to help you.

• Look! I’m on the TV! Did you see me? I think they saw me!

• Let’s roar loud enough to wake up the neighborhood!

• I’m just chilling, not rampaging. I’m a chilled-out Lion.

• Don’t let the mane hold you back from your goals!

• I’m never afraid of doing the wrong thing. I’m only afraid of not doing anything at all.

• In the jungle, we don’t need no stinking badges! Lions are proud of their scars. 😜

• Nothing like a cold beer to soothe the Lions’ beat-down of the Packers.

• When your team is up against it, always remember Lion’s motto: “Lions never quit!”

• I’m a Lion, so I use Reach Floss for my teeth!

• Sorry, I took so long to respond. My roommate has been using all the WiFi to watch Lion King videos.

• Lions are the kings of their jungle. That’s why they want to go out and conquer it every day.

• How are you? I’m just gonna sit here quietly and eat these chips. How about you?

• does this mustache make me look fierce?😂

• You guys, I hope you’re having a fabulous day!

• If Sundays were perfect, they’d be called Saturdays.

• If at first, you don’t succeed, give up.

• The Lions are on a mission to spread some good cheer. From the sidelines to being center stage, these guys have got some heart.

• There is a fine line between hunting lions and being hunted by them.

• Lions are the only big cats who live in groups–known as pride. Uniquely, lions form lifelong friendships–unlike most other cats. 🦁

• Lions are not afraid of getting their paws dirty–or afraid to get to know you.

• How do you prove who is the better parent? Guess what, that’s a lion’s job.

• A lion can never capture or own the sun, but does it try? No, because the lion is smarter than that.

• When you need a small taste of something sweet, but the M&M’S® Brand Store is too far away. #JustMightDoThat

• The best ones come out at night, like lions.

• Doing the cool thing by morning and the right thing by night… that’s what cool looks like.

• It’s #Friday. The last day of the week. To those who don’t have to work today, enjoy your weekend. To those who have to work today, enjoy your commute home.

• Let’s get together, and cuddle.

• If the kids are happy, then I’m happy.

• Some people run for cover, and others run towards the fire.

• When you find yourself in a pinch, remember these lions have your back.

• Lions may be the only ones who can get a full night’s rest at work. 🦁

• Just got my first tattoo and it’s a lion. I figured symbolically it made sense to start with the king of the jungle.

• The more you feed, the lazier I get.

• No, but really, we’re not all that bad.

• They say the best things in life are free. This year, give the gift of laughter with your very own meme and prank ideas from Lions Laughter.

• Lions are very funny creatures – especially when you tickle them under the chin.

• Lions are just like the rest of us—they accidentally eat bugs when they’re lying on their backs.

• Rule #1: Don’t get too close to the edge, no matter how good it looks in pictures. Rule #2: No selfies with lions.

• You’re the reason we Lion.

• Beyond pouncing and roaring, these cute cubs are also notorious for their cuteness-induced meltdowns.

• Hump Day feels a lot like the start of the weekend when you’re with your favorite furry friends. ☀🐾

• Hey, buddy. Can you get me a drink?… Huh? We’re going to have to work on your people skills, Dude.

• We’re revving up for another season of the only game in town.

• Gotta be in it to win it, right?

• What’s the name of this lion?! 🦁

• Like a kitty party. This is what it’s like when you run into a pride of lions.

• Lions are the only other animals to go into a mane-tantrum when winning.

• Don’t run from the lion. We all know who’s faster…

• Hey guys, some welcome words of advice: stay away from the humans and remember to floss after every meal.

• Our first game! Get ’em, Jo-Lion!

• No man plans to fail. No man survives failure. Only the lions are persistently courageous.

• I’ll wear a cape for you, but I swear to God, it’s the last time.

• One more time, #LetsGo.

• I’m losing track of how many times I’ve been in this room today.

• Lions: They’re just like us. They love naps, cuddles, and of course—chicken nuggets.

• The lions think we’re funny. But you know what’s even funnier? When we don’t make them roar with laughter.

• Disappointed in your team this season? Lions fans have got your back.

• I’m feeling pretty good about the chances of a Lions victory today.

• Mondays are rough, but I can’t complain because I get to see the #maneater lions

• It’s a jungle out there. Be nice to others, or the lion will eat you.

• Every week has a winner. Every game has a champion. And every day gets a riddle from the lion.

• I believe that laughter is the best medicine. So open wide and say ahhh…

• We’ll keep your mouth waterin’ with our one-liner.

• Lions do not lose sleep over the opinion of sheep.

• My life is like a box of kittens. I can’t just have one.

• We’re not just a football team; we’re part of this community. And we’re almost as old as some of these landmarks—and we’ve got stories to prove it.

• LEO. We’re with you all the way, buddy.

• Lions aren’t scary like you think. They just want to play with you.

• Lions: the original big cat social media influencers.

• I’m a lion. Rawr. You’re a lamb. Baa. I just got a snack with you and your family.

• The only thing weirder than the Lions’ uniform is their fans’ turquoise-tinged facial hair.

• Lions? More like lucky stiffs.

• Don’t get your claws in a twist. Life’s more fun when you’re laughing!

• The lion is the king of the jungle.

• Aww, ain’t we just the cutest?!

• If you can’t beat them, join them. Or at least eat their food.

• If these lions could talk, they would have so many hilarious things to say about the Serengeti

• The lions are way too intense. Let’s get a “best in show” award for being lazy and dozing in the sunshine. They should also add an award for “Most Photogenic Cat.”

• Lions: They’re just like us… okay, maybe a little less lazy, but basically the same

• Lions may lose a few battles but hey, who’s perfect?

• I’m feeling a lot like this one 🦁

• It’s not a secret that you’re the king of my jungle. You’ll always be in my heart.

• I’m sorry, I don’t know what this does.

• The Purrr-fect caption for a pet food company

• #NationalLionsDay is Friday: Share a lion pic and tag us to be featured in our feed.

• They’re lions, you know? They just needed a little nudge to make them roar.

• The time has come to update your look, Lions. Shoulder pads are in this season—and we’re loving it.

• I’m not afraid to admit that I’m a big cat guy.

• I’m a lion, and I’m okay. Gonna climb a tree and take a nap in it.

• They’re big. They’re scary. And they need to be fed. Could it get any worse? 😱

• Oh man, I just remembered that I’m the subject of an active FBI investigation.

• No one likes Mondays—not even these #LionRoars. But you know what they do like? Taco Tuesday!

• I ❤︎ my Lions. Because we’re 1-0!

• How many times have you been to the zoo? I see you at a distance trying to be funny but, it’s not working.

• Go ahead, take a big gulp. You only live with yourself, so you might as well be happy.

• The longer you stay quiet, the harder it is to make friends.

• When you see that guy with the funny Lions hat

• No compromises! Wearing a lion costume is no small feat. Just ask our mascot.

• If you’re a #Lion, you know that to roar is to live.

• Sure you can make a paper towel tube man, but can you make a paper towel tube lion?

• Lions, are so cool. And so dangerous.

• Lion: My first order of business is to make sure everyone has some food and a clean pair of undies.

• If you don’t like my driving, stay off the sidewalk.

• I’m not a huge fan of puns. I find them quite groan.

• Sunday Funday: the day of the week when you can sleep in and eat pizza.

• The more time you spend roaring with your friends, the less time you have to work.

• If you always do what you’ve always done, you’ll always be who you’ve always been.

• If you are looking for funny lions captions, then you came to the right place.☺️

• You know lions are the kings of the jungle… but have you ever seen one of them try pancakes? It’s pretty hilarious.

• Lions may not be able to roar, but they can still have a sense of humor.

• The lions are so much more chill when they’re napping.

• We’re all a little bit Lion 🦁 #LionKing

• Lions do not need to prove who is the leader. They just assume he is and goes about their business.

• Lion: Hey, man. I’m him. And he’s her. And she’s you. Whatever happens, we’ll always have our memories!

• We’ve been waiting all day for our two minutes of fame.

• We’re not just the king of the jungle. We’re also king of the “who’s gonna get this wildebeest first?” contest.

• Just wanna play with you.

• It’s the amazing thing about lions, they never let go of a meal.

• How to scare away lions…wear a neon shirt.

• Good morning. The sun is out and so are our lions.

• Wearing my team spirit proudly. I’ll be in the bleachers, decked out in all my gear. Let’s go Lions! 🦁

• These leggy lasses are always in the mood for a laugh. If you’re feeling a bit down, these lively ladies will have you roaring with laughter in no time!

• They say money makes the world go round. But our hearts will always be with the greatest currency of all—laughter.

• I can roar all day, but I still love you!

• Just when you thought it was safe to go outside…

• Pride does not come from having a big ego. It comes from doing things that make you proud.

• Whoaaa, that’s a big one! But you say it like it’s a bad thing.

• A lion is like a house cat, but with bigger claws and mane. 🦁

• You ain’t nothing until someone calls you out—and if it’s the Detroit Lions, you’re family.

• When the cubs go to bed, the real fun begins. #LionsKingdom

• Lions, they don’t get all the credit they deserve. But they do have really great hair.

• Next time you’re considering eating a lion, remember they’re very much endangered.

• Who says you can’t fight fire with fire? Roll out!

• What’s your Lions Roar?

• Lion in a box? No problem 🦁 Lion in your house? Problem 🐯

• Lions are either the most playful cat, or they’re really bad at hiding their plans from those meddling kids.

• You haven’t lived until you’ve been mauled by a family of lions.

• Hey, when you’re a lion on the go, it’s hard to get a moment of peace and quiet. But luckily for you, our coffee will help you stay alert and energized no matter what 🐯

• The Lions are back! We’re gonna need a bigger screen 😎

• I’m in a perfect mood #Lions Aka 🦁

• The bigger the mane, the better the groomer! 🐯

• Life’s too short to take ourselves seriously. That’s why we have a sense of humor, it’s mellow but still sweet.

• I want to cuddle with you like a stuffed animal 🤗

 

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