Caption for Picture of Goat with Quotes

It’s pretty much universally accepted that a goat is an excellent pet. They’re smart, they are a great source of entertainment, and you don’t have to worry about them ruining your house (aside from the chewing). These quotes always make you smile, allowing you to relax and take a break from the fast-paced lifestyle we all live today.

Caption for Picture of Goat with Quotes

• I’m not a goat, I just really like him. #goats #justlikethat

• I heard goats let loose at weddings. The groom was not amused

• I’m sorry that’s not goat cheese.

• Goat: noun, an animal that is kept for its milk, cheese, or meat, or its skin, hair, or horns.

• When you’re a goat and no one understands, who will be there to laugh with you? I know I will. 🐐

• Whether it’s a goat or not, there is no try.

• Goats are highly underappreciated. So here’s a well-deserved shoutout. 👏👏

• Brought to you by bloop bleat: Sunny-D in the herd.

• When you’re left holding the baby 🐐

• Just a goat in a field, eating some grass. Goat life!

• Goat yoga’s new fad-ness is a joke, but when you do it.

• I gotta feeling that this goat is about to get friendly.

• You might be a connoisseur if you can name all of these fine goats by their cheeses* *It’s only Monterey Jack.

• Now, this is a goat🐐

• This goat would like a word with you.

• Got goat? Well, we’ve got you covered.

• Goat yoga is the latest craze. There are even a few goat yoga retreats where you can work on your downward dog!

• I’m not a goat, but I play one on Instagram.

• Yeah, I don’t see what the big deal is with goats. 🐐

• Where there’s a will, there’s a goat.

• What’s up with this goat? Is it a nod to Millennials’ affinity for coffee or a self-portrait of the artist herself?

• Don’t mind me, I’m just gonna stand here and watch all you meat eaters, as I munch on my delicious greens.

• Does anyone else feel like they could watch this goat all day?

• That’s one way to get in on the trend.

• Behold the majestic presence of ⁂the goat⁂. He is cute and also cool.

• Hee-haw! What a goat.

• Apparently, goats like to flock together.

• I’m not saying I love goats as much as I love coffee but…I’m also not NOT saying that.

• I’ll take mine with a little goat, please.

• Is it just me or does this goat look like it’s up to no good?

• Not saying you’re a goat…but you do look like one 🐐

• I’m a goat. All this social media talk is really starting to make me nervous.

• So goat that your friends won’t believe it 🐐

• I love my job. I get to eat grass all day.

• Goats should be incorporated into our daily lives – they’re the men we all want to be.

• I’m not a fan of mustache but I got to admit this goat is cute 🐐 #lol

• Weary of all the drama? Try focusing on the smaller things in life. Like, say, this adorable goat.

• I’m not a goat. I’m not a sheep. I’ll wear what I darn well, please.

• I’m not a billy goat. I’m a DIVA!

• I’m not a goat, I promise. It’s just my clever disguise to mask my identity from BFFs and the internet.

• I would go gay for this goat.

• I’m a goat. I eat hay, puke it out, and turn heads

• An ode to the versatile goat.

• My goat doesn’t care that you don’t care about goats, just know that I love her.

• Ah, who doesn’t love a fluffy goat?

• This goat has its head straight

• Cheese for dinner again? #GoatLife

• Silly goat, you don’t even know how to use a camera 😜

• You go with the flow, now goat yoga.

• You better believe this is the most intense goat gaze you’ve ever experienced.

• Just goat around

• It’s time to start saving up for this adorable goat-adoption program in Columbia. We can’t take ours home, but we can follow its progress on IG!

• Everybody loves a baby goat

• We didn’t want to make this post without including a picture of a goat. So here you go!

• Ain’t no party like a goat party because a goat party doesn’t stop.

• Who are you calling a goat?

• Do not feed the goat

• I’ll wait for you to get over the fact that I’m a goat 🐐

• I’m simply goat’n it up today. What about you?

• I’d like to thank my agent, my goat yoga instructor, and my personal trainer.

• The goat you seen any good movies lately? #stereotypegoat

• I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my goat…

• I’ve always felt goats had a sinister side.

• Goat yoga is a thing now. We may not all be doing it, but we sure are living vicariously through this goat. 🐐

• I’m not a goat, I’m a sheep. A baaaa-d sheep.

• Life is all about balance. So enjoy a little goat cheese and drink your soy milk.

• That’s what I call a goat 🐐

• The goat got any plans this weekend?

• I’m goat to be here right now. You too?

• I don’t have any clever captions for this picture of a goat, but I think he’s pretty cool.

• I am not a goat. Just a regular human being with 75% of the goat genes in me, according to science. I just enjoy climbing on things.

• Why am I always in this room? I got nothing to do with goats.

• They don’t call them billy goats for nothing.

• Not all heroes wear capes. We love this #GoatHero 🐐

• The best things come in small packages, like this baby goat.

• Jenny, I’m in love with your goat.

• This goat has no regrets.

• Goats—the unicorns of the animal kingdom 🐐

• We’re not entirely sure why you’d be on Instagram with a goat but since you are, at least this caption is funny.

• I’m a goat and I’m baaaaaad at selfies

• Goat yoga is all the rage at this studio in California, but you might also try goat grooming.

• Do you know my cousin? He’s an extremely good-looking goat.

• I can already tell you that this goat is going to make my top 10 list of “Most Interesting Goats I’ve Seen.”

• If you’re going to rent a goat, make sure to check its references first.

• This goat found my yoga mat.

• You have to admit, goats are pretty darn cute.

• That moment when you realize your family is the only family that loves goats as much as you do.

• This goat reminds us that every day is a chance for a new beginning.

• Goats are known to eat just about anything. But it’s important to make sure they get a balanced diet that not only sustains their health but contributes to it.

• Some people are like clouds… others are like goats.

• Goats are the new unicorns.

• Nobody puts a goat in a corner.

• I don’t know how you got in here, goat, but I can’t seem to keep you out…

• The goat you ready to party?

• He’s not afraid of heights—which means he’ll go wherever you want to climb.

• Selfie-taking goats might be the best kind of goats.

• This goat is going to yoga.

• Who needs a partner when you have a goat 🐐?

• She’s a little goat who thinks she’s bigger than she is.

• The goat you ready for this weekend?

• This goat is just as happy as they can be.

• Someone’s about to make a goat cheese salad.

• His goat was recently stolen, and he only wants to give it back.

• Don’t let the #judgybarnes of your life hold you back. You go, goat!

• A picture of a goat might not seem funny, but if you read the caption, you’ll find yourself laughing.

• Let me be clear – I am not a goat. I am the man who invented goat yoga. And no, I do not have hooves, but they are nice and soft.

• I’m not a goat, but I really enjoyed that site you made.

• This goat really is on a roll.

• I don’t know if you guys have noticed, but this goat definitely has a great deal of style.

• Ain’t nuthin’ like a goat.

• Wow, you are as cute as a baby goat. You have the face of a child angel and the body of an animal from Hades. I love it.

• This goat is so happy to be alive! 🐐

• Your daily dose of cute #NotSponsored

• I’m not sure if it’s the hair or the beard that makes me more impressed than I should be.

• He’s just zen about the whole situation.

• I’ve been waiting all summer for this 🐐

• You know you have a great life when your morning commute is a short walk to the front porch 🐐 #goodmorning

• I am a goat. I eat flowers. No comment !😍

• I’m just a simple goat, living a simple life…but I’ve got that classic #swag

• Nearly as happy as this goat 🐐

• Goats that look like they are making silly faces are the best.

• In a world where everyone’s trying to be on top, comes the goat.

• You’ll want some goat cheese with that?

• Goat it to believe it.

• Me: I’m going to take a selfie with this goat. Goat: Hold on, let me just adjust the angle of my head…

• This goat is just trying to find his place in the world.

• I just love how dramatic goats are (picks themselves up from the floor laughing)

• Life is better with a goat.

• You Goat to try this goat cheese–it’s out of this world!

• You had me at “goat yoga”

Quotes for Picture of Goat

• How this goat 🐐 is looking at me like I’m 🤣

• Goat yoga is a real thing—we do it every Thursday morning. 🐐

• This goat is on top of it.

• I’m no expert, but I don’t think @mullerforkids is telling this goat to “smile” or asking it to take a picture.

• I can’t stop watching videos of goats yelling or thinking about how weird they are.

• What do you think? Does this goat make the cut?

• Goats and coffee. Two of my favorite things. And if you think I’m going to miss out on getting my daily dose of caffeine because of these little guys, you’ve got another thing coming to ya.

• Goats: They’re just like us. They can sense when it’s about to rain.

• Baaaang! We love our goats.

• I’m not a big fan of goats, but they are my all-time favorite animal to draw.

• When I was a kid, I wanted to be either a goat or a lion. I picked the wrong species!

• That time of the year again.🐐

• Livin’ life in the fast lane 🏃 🐐

• If you think goats are sweet, wait till you meet their beards.

• I would like to meet this goat. I want to know what they are thinking.

• This goat is hungry #hungrygoat #likeforfood

• This goat thinks he’s people.

• How does this goat even walk on those tiny legs😂

• Goat: a four-legged animal that is often the butt of jokes, but in reality is the coolest herbivore🤘

• We’re not saying goats are better than dogs, but we’re not NOT saying that. 🐐🤣

• So that’s why they call me goat face!

• If you can’t beat ’em, eat with ’em.

• If you can’t beat them, join them.

• Meet our friend goat! Goats are the most adorable pets but they can be stubborn. We know one that is involved in property damage cases regularly.

• We’re going to let you in on a little secret: Goats are better than people.

• If you want to run with the big dogs, you have to get up with the big goats 🐐 #GoatLife

• Still, thinking about what you’re going to be for Halloween? Here’s a suggestion: a goat 🐐

• I’m not a goat and you’re not a baaaaaad photo editor, but how about I Photoshop your face onto another animal’s body to see what it would look like?

• What’s that smell? OH, it’s just my goat 🐐

• Goats, the rockstars of the petting zoo.

• Hello, my name is Gladys and I am a goat.

• I’m not sure why, but we have a lot of photos of goats on our phones. Goats are the new cats. #goatsofinstagram

• This goat doesn’t even have to try for photo-bombing. Atta boy.

• I’m not a goat. But if you act like one, maybe I’ll let you hang out with me.

• All you need is love. And goats. And maybe a shower.

• The meek will inherit the earth—unless all you have is a goat.

• Does your goat make you feel triggered?

• Next time you think about starting a fight…just goat 🐐

• Think of all the good things in your life, then imagine those things being eaten by a goat. Your car, your house, your family, you name it. Everything’s better with goat😋

• What am I going to do with all these goats?

• Let’s just be real. If you’re looking for a four-legged friend with a sense of humor, we suggest adopting a goat.

• He is such a billy goat, always on the lookout for fresh greens to munch.

• Goat yoga: The newest fitness craze sweeping the nation.

• A goat cuddling up to his best friend. He is not sure what you did to deserve such special treatment, but he’s grateful for it.

• Goats of the world unite 🐐

• You goat to be kidding me!

• How do you get a goat to pose for a picture? Make sure he thinks there are more goat’s behind the camera.

• This goat is about to eat everything on this table.

• Does this goat remind you of anyone? 🐐

• If this goat could talk, his thoughts would be “Wow, I just ate an entire flower bush.”

• If you had goat legs, you’d be so happy.

• Can you spot the difference? People say I’m pretty hard to miss. #meangoat

• I’m not a big believer in signs, but it was a peace 🐐 that gave me.

• I’m thinking of starting a business that combines my two greatest passions: Yodeling and herding goats.

• You know you’re a small business owner when your work-from-home setup features a goat-eating paper.

• There is nothing a goat won’t try to eat.

• I need to find a way to get this goat a stand-up comedy special.

• It’s not just because we have a soft spot for goats, it’s because our coffee does too.

• I am the goat, very satisfied with my lifestyle.

• I’m not a goat, I promise.

• I’m not a goat. I’m not going anywhere.

• It’s not a complete goat life without a front row seat at the show

• I like to imagine there’s a guy who’s just standing behind the camera, patiently waiting for me to take this goat selfie.

• Goat yoga is all the rage. And it’s no joke 😆

• You goat to be kidding.

• The way to a goat’s heart is through a good patch of clover.

• Wondering what a goat is doing on Instagram? You’re not alone. Happy #NationalGoatDay anyway!

• Stay away from my lawn.

• I’m thinking we should call him Billy.

• Goats: Nature’s lawn mowers

• Does your goat have a hot goat mom? No, it doesn’t. I can answer that question without even asking, and you would be able to tell as well.

• This goat is on fleek.

• This goat thinks he is a dog. I mean look at that face, he’s guilty as charged.

• They might be on the more stubborn side but if you have a thing for goats, that’s okay. Because we have them all here! 🐐

• Make way for the Goat 🐐

• If you stare at the goat long enough, she stares back.

• Man, I feel like a goat today.

• Me: I’m just not so sure about these… Goat: Wow what an incredible, flattering, functional, and structural piece of fine art. Me: Erm, sure. A masterpiece.

• I’m goat that you aren’t following me on Instagram.

• This goat is so cute that it can really stand on two feet.

• I’m not a goat. I just really like looking at them.

• The gorest thing about the goat is the way it chews.

• I’m not saying goats are awesome, but I am saying that this goat is the lead in my next movie.

• This goat is so happy to be inside on a rainy day.

• Goat + Boat = Goatboat (can you spot the goat?)

• What do you get when you cross a snowboarder with a coder? A goat. Yes, really.

• I’m a goat and I named my kid after Jeff Bridges.

• If you can’t beat them, join them. Only kidding…these are the same goats that eat my flowers every spring 😜🐐

• Did you just say mo-goat?

• Call me a sheep, but I’d rather eat some grass than wander off.

• I’m not sure if he’s shedding or wearing a white fur coat, but either way, I want it.

• Make goat the new selfie. #selfiegoat

• Little known fact: goats have the ability to climb trees. #HerdLife

• What’s black, white, and paaaartaaaaayyyy? This goat.

• Get your goat milk on!

• Even goats think that the beach is life.

• There’s a goat afoot.

• Gonna eat my hay like a boss.

• I’m not a goat, but I wish I was.

• Your goat is too cute 😍

• I’m not a goat, I promise.

• Does a goat know something you don’t?

• If you can read this, you’re a goat 🐐

• It’s funny because there is a goat that has no problems grabbing at the balloons.😂

• People ask me why I’m always down here… I guess it’s because I’m happiest when I’m near a goat. 🐐

• I’m a vegetarian, but that doesn’t mean I want to be served salad every day.

• As our species continue to evolve and adapt, it is critical for us to not lose our roots. 🐐

• You herd me right?

• I’m not a big fan of selfies but I can’t resist taking one with my #instafriend

• This goat is a real “goat”…as in he’s good at sports. 😏🐐

• Who knew goats’ ruminations were so cheerful?

• The life of a goat is almost perfect.

• You said you wanted a pet that was fun, social, and could also be eaten in times of desperation. Well, the goat is technically all of those things.

• I love this goat. I’m not sure why, but I do. He’s probably being funny, and I just don’t know it yet.

• I feel so relaxed when I look at my goat.

• That awkward moment when you realize that goat is looking at your camera.

• If you’re a fan of goats, and who isn’t, this is the week to visit the farmer’s market 🐐

• I’m not a goat. I’m a sheep. You’re the one with horns.

• Maaaaaaaaybe goat yoga isn’t the weirdest thing I’ve done lately. After all, it would be hard to top the time that I ate a live octopus in Bed Bath & Beyond.

• When you have no friends and feel like a goat.

 

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